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It’s not every day I get to read about my beautiful country or the city I was born in, in books, so it was a delight seeing Budapest mentioned at the very first chapter of this one❤️

"Before I knew about the spiky piglet and the extended stay in Creek Falls."

Spiky piglet=Hedgehogs.

:DDD dead, I'm using spiky piglets from now on.

"Sometimes, I just have to tell myself that it isn’t worth the jail time."

Literally the first sentence in this book. It's off to a great start.

"Oy, look at me flirting! Ay-yai-yai!"

I'm dead. From now on I'm using ay-yai-yai in conversations.

"In my not-so-humble and far-too-frequently-expressed opinion, I was a twenty-five-year-old grandma without the burden of grandchildren, and I was totally okay with that."

I feel this in my soul.

‘Hey, weird Scottish dude. I make very important art too. And mine tastes better than yours so I win. Find another muse, Mini-Quinoa.’

Harper is my new fave character.

"A knock sounded from the front door and I all but tripped over him in my haste to get away from my own reaction to him, and his omg-he’s-got-an-eight-pack-happy-trail-special-motherfucking-delivery-hell-nipple-piercing body."

I'm. Dying.

First I was annoyed with Bad Ava and Good Ava but I came to like them toward the end. They're funny. I think maybe I couldn't have forgiven Luke so fast and would be a lot more jalous over him and *I won't say her name 'cause of spoilers* but I guess it's just me being overly possessive.

Good gracious, Luke is all alpha male. Yummy!

I hate how Ava lost her fight. I don't know what's happening with Luke but I really hurt for her. I hope it gets better, I can't take this in my hormonal state.

"You’re too fuckin’ much. Throughout breakfast you’ve been decidin’ how to lie to me, and yourself, about what happened. That same time I’ve been strugglin’ with the urge to walk away from my mother, drag you back to my bed, rip your fuckin’ clothes off and bury myself so deep inside you, you feel me in your throat."

Holy. Fuck. *dripping*

Finally on to Luke's book! I can't wait for him <3

Oh. My. Fucking. God. How can you expect me to choose between Hank and Luke? So not fair!! This book is getting more awesome with every page.

It's a bit confusing...

Oh, how much I love sexy players!

I love it!

Interesting...

Reading Crossfire #2. Finally!

Rereading Heart of Obsidian. Can't get enough of Kaleb <3

Schools so boring, I want to read Crossfire #2 already!