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"In my not-so-humble and far-too-frequently-expressed opinion, I was a twenty-five-year-old grandma without the burden of grandchildren, and I was totally okay with that."
I feel this in my soul.
— Jan 15, 2020 10:24AM
I feel this in my soul.
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Bernie
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"Oy, look at me flirting! Ay-yai-yai!"
I'm dead. From now on I'm using ay-yai-yai in conversations.
— Jan 16, 2020 02:25AM
I'm dead. From now on I'm using ay-yai-yai in conversations.

