Jonathan Orme > Recent Status Updates

You're telling me I could have had complete control over my biochemistry like a Bene Gesserit?

Joel:

Greece mentioned???

Hosea:

Ephraim is too small and silly to be a threat to national security.

Kurzgesagt go two pages without saying a word ending in "-illion" challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

This sentence is breaking my brain and I can't let it go. I feel like I get the gist of what it's trying to say but I just cannot parse the grammar correctly.

"He is further from us because the sheer difference between that which has Its principle of being in Itself and that to which being is communicated is one compared with which the difference between an archangel and a worm is quite insignificant."

I, like Helper T Cells, am also hotdog-motivated

Daniel:

Wait, where was the chocolate bunny???

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the Loch Ness Monster was an elephant from a traveling circus

The art in this book is spectacular

This is Greek to me (quite literally)

I find it hilarious that he's chosen to keep The Green Book and its authors anonymous, yet has also chosen to cite referenced pages in the footnotes.

I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

For a guy who dreams in AutoCAD drawing files, you'd think he'd think of a better tool to use to dig through a wall than his own hands.

I can't say I'm a fan of using c instead of v for velocity, but maybe John is being willfully ignorant of Einstein's special relativity.

No no no, get away from that fluorine! These chemistries are terrifying enough as it is!

I'm used to the "how pink is pink?" level of uncertainty in acid titrations, but "how long did you stir the batch of titrant after the KOH was already dissolved" and "is your buret insulated and kept at 25 °C" and "did you backtitrate to split the last drop" is a whole new level of particular.

Argetlam!

You probably didn't recognize me because of my silver arm

That was an extremely flattering forward by Isaac Asimov

I freaking knew it

Finally, something Vis isn't good at 🕺

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. And boy has Vis been handing out secrets like candy recently.

🌷🌷

Did he adopt the rock or not? I'm confused.

Lamentations:

I don't have anything clever to say about Lamentations. It's a real bummer.

Jeremiah:

Jeremiah: "Because you guys won't stop sinning despite numerous warnings, the Lord is handing you over to the Babylonians."
Zedekiah: "Ok so the Babylonians have been attacking us and winning. Can you ask the Lord to stop that?"
Jeremiah: "You've GOT to be kidding me."

It almost feels like time is moving a one third the pace as it did in the last book

Bless you James for giving me answers IMMEDIATELY.

This is a complicated board game except there are real-life wolves involved

Real Steel!