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“When you find forty women living at the same address, and they’re all seamstresses, it’s a brothel.”

Baby book #2

“I didn’t play golf,” Frank says. “I didn’t drink. And my wife didn’t like me chasing women——I had to do SOME-THING”
-Local Toy Museum Owner

Going to see TP tomorrow night in Boston for the lil bro’s late birthday

First baby book started. If anyone has any good audiobooks on parenting/babies please let me know ! I have no idea what I am doing lol

(THE SEVENTIES)
People do say strange things to you when you come offstage.
Someone once said to me,
“Hey, you were really funny.
Were your parents comedians?”
- “Yes, and all my relatives are comedians.
Every single member of my family is a working, professional stand-up comic.