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Do you worry about the working class French drinking champagne???

Our plan is foiled! Our army of not super natural warriors gets them self killed on accident cause they think they are super natural

Just a silly pilgrim

Run until you die

Our wine fetching boy named Spook, also speaks only in rhythmic words

Two handkerchiefs??!!! You’ve been busy!

We get a bit of princess Stockholm syndrome

We let the army think they are magic

We wonder if our ska band wasn’t always meant to play for the lords

Being a princess is fun

We are gossip girls and boys

Don’t forget the ash just because you see a little silk

It’s much more exciting to visit places with my new mistress instead of my wife. I’m also broke and have a super mama

We have a VERY nice time definitely only eating lunch and dinner while separated from our wife

Poorly trained apprentice gets got in our poorly planned raid with the stake eye hommies

Let’s abandon our wives and become crazy homeless Hungarians in the Italian country side. Thankfully, the Italians are tolerant and kind to assholes

Our tomboy chosen one goes to their first undercover ball

Limbs are flying, hooks are hooking

Acting cool fails to generate an army

Power 1 training session begins. Manipulate people! We are shocked how good the chosen one is at using powers

And so begins the doomed to die mentor trading the genetic chosen one scene

Part one wraps with the most stereotypical sure to fail hero plot. Infiltrating the evil nobles by cos playing as one

Bone creature and a welcome house

Pushy pulley floaty floaty, oppsy fally fally

We begin chemistry class!

That moment you realize you smell weird and then plan a ska concert with big bro

We burn metal and whoop ass

Our suicide attempt is nostalgic

Some other time then. I have plenty of time

No talking at the dinner table!