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We do the time warp until we jiggle as we cry

Our Flamingo gets beaten up while ice skating in socks

Theoretically dead, looking like a filthy flamingo, Billy does the time warp, so it goes

Puetaweet :[

Our glaciers will always be around metaphor has aged like milk :]

Dismemberment and being flayed alive and my magic ring stayed attached to my skin the whole time. Dang it, never thought someone would just pull it off and crazy no one tried over hundreds of years 🪦

We put our creative hat on, but it doesn’t work. We ass pull a monster, but it doesn’t help much. Curtains begin to close as the God Emperor’s soapbox temper tantrum begins

Mistress, didn’t we speak about running about in only your undergarments?

We make uh oh choices and meet past and future Lord Palpatine

It was all planned out. Whatever, every kingdom needs an assassin so let’s go

Talk about anticlimactic death.

We have a good fight against what seems to be upper tier fodder. Pooped, the actual fighters arrive

Poor planning leads to uh oh totally not a trap for our friends. Let’s race in!

Our second master mind plan ends in a room filled with blood… again… we need a new planer

We kill and learn more about our star crossed lovers. She only tried to rob me, it’s better than being a spy!

Story time ends abruptly and we start a war instead of dancing

Super secret house beans. Now we prep to spy on the lady

Do you worry about the working class French drinking champagne???

Our plan is foiled! Our army of not super natural warriors gets them self killed on accident cause they think they are super natural

Just a silly pilgrim

Run until you die

Our wine fetching boy named Spook, also speaks only in rhythmic words

Two handkerchiefs??!!! You’ve been busy!

We get a bit of princess Stockholm syndrome

We let the army think they are magic

We wonder if our ska band wasn’t always meant to play for the lords

Being a princess is fun

We are gossip girls and boys

Don’t forget the ash just because you see a little silk

It’s much more exciting to visit places with my new mistress instead of my wife. I’m also broke and have a super mama