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Imagine this: your husband had a kid with a lady while you were dubiously broken up and then you’re like her aunt and yet her dad is your husband and her mum is just a nice lady who’s now in the family the family also including your parents who are her pseudo grandparents and your childhood best friend who’s her uncle who also saved her because his bone marrow transplant matched 😭🫠🫠

Ok so the kitchen was a MESS? Like at that point you can’t just blame the head chef like how was it possible that all of her staff were incompetent? GENUINELLY could they not do something as simple as like not spilling water on someone and giving an allergic person THEIR ALLERGY???

She’s putting in that Marty supreme level marketing

The bar is in hell but tell me why more romance authors who include sexual scenes need to take a look at Sarah Adam’s books because this is what I except from the men. Open door romances have the worst MC’s POV, because of how often he will painfully describe the FMC body and have the most out of pocket sexual fantasy in the middle of a conversation with her??? James H never does this, why is it not the norm?

It feels like me designing my bloxburg restaurant

I’m going to be honest I don’t think I’ve read a female character so up front about what she’s thinking like she had a sex dream about James and instead of keeping it to herself she just tells him which is hilarious?

Ok I can take TIKTOK I CAN TAKE SNAPCHAT I CAN NOT TAKE CHAT GPT NO WAY F NO

This one is lowk kind of boring. The mystery is finding out how is behind the attacks on the suffragists but it’s boring. The thing is Charlie and Grace aren’t working together which is why it’s so boring and doesn’t feel the same as the last two. Their partnership is what made it so interesting.

Right now I’m having an issue with the pacing, I understand it’s a stand alone and there’s a lot to get through but it wouldn’t hurt to make it a few pages extra if just to slow down the start of the book. There’re scenes where the problems are solved way too quickly like they’re searching in the library and instead of describing the search it just cuts to “alright let’s take a break down”.

Eli sis making me so mad right now. he’s just being an asshole Violet only ever fights with him because she has to. The first time he literally victim blames her when her date LEAVES HER TO PAY for the $200+ meal and doesn’t even pretend to care how much that probably impacted her. And then he doesn’t want to make the dish his clients PAID FOR wtf that is so unprofessional

She says she’s really happy to be home and she kept talking about how she missed home so much but I am so baffled by this. This island seems like a miserable place to live genuinely terrible. If you’re a witch you get hunted for your entire life or killed, if you’re a regular citizen you live in poverty and if you’re an aristocrat you’re constantly having to prove loyalty to the regime.

Why is it so hard for authors to keep girls and guys friends. I thought Alex and Rune would just be best friends and the way Alex helps her is so amazing, but no.

Apparently he has feeling for her and there is no reason why this has to happen. We all know they won’t end up together Alex’s concern for her can be friendly. Girls and guys can be friends why is it so hard for authors to realise this

Istg I’m not even lying they call her the mortal queen over 300 times not even as a title as a name which pisses me off because it’s so stupid it may not seem like a big deal but once you’ve read it over and over again it gets so annoying just use her name?? It’s trying to be so different by calling her that because she’s so special and different 🤮

I am in fact only just now beginning to read it again

I cannot handle him being called Chan for the whole book. NO that is a LAST NAME

Hi

DID THEY JUST SAY RIZZ?????

STOP CALLING HER THE MORTAL QUEEN istg they say that a hundred times every page just call her Aisling

Faster than you can say WHAT?

Trigger warning: mentions of C****** H*****

I genuinely like the take the author took on this book and the idea of the dark scary dude who murders everyone but doesn’t matter he’s also really hot. It shows theirs actually consequences for killing and idk why normally in fantasy books when you have this guy who’s scary and violent it’s like he’s also supposed to be this great guy but he’s actually still murdering people.

I can’t get over how he was calling her ugly for the longest time and the start

Looking for:

Romances set in a fantasy world but not fantasy if you know what I mean like where the romance isn’t a side plot and the main plot is a giant war eg: enchantment of ravens type of book is what I don’t see enough of