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This was good. 4.5 stars rounded down. I had fun

Lmao I called it

I bet Mc Stabs herself. Her aunt. Or the restraint around Koen’s wrists.

UGHHHH I LIVE HER WRITING STYLE SO MUCH


“Hey—whoa, what are you … wearing?” he asked.
“A dress,” she declared, backing away—and into one of the counters. She rested there, pretending it had been deliberate as she held out her arms. “Does it not look good?”
“Everything looks good on you,” Ren replied, a smirk in his deep voice. “But the dress is backwards.”

DNF 4/3/26

I had to read this for school I got to LIEK chapter 13? Maybe 8/18 hour audiobook. I’m done. I hate this stupid book. I took the test. I have to write a paper but idc. I’m donr

Loving it so far 😋

STOP! the monster screamed into her mind, just as she spilled from the darkness of the cave and her glitterstone fluttered back to life.
The prince’s stone also flared outward in a sudden glow, illuminating the deep gouges and lacerations that were slashed across his throat, upper arms, and torso,

OMG STATUS/ notes IS WORKING NOW.

Lmao. Maybe because of her inability to shift her heat has been acting up. And her bodies inability to deal with it killing her.

Her heat prob started when she met Koen.

DNF I’m good.

LMFAO HE PICKED HIS FAVORITE COLOR FOR HER UNDERWEAR

Decent concept. Terrible execution. Nothing made sense. So many plot holes and inconsistencies. Lots of tell and showing something completely different.

DNF 106/259
3/29/26

I hate Chester. And the fact the epilogue is his pov. This book was to long and to boring. 2 stars. Ugh bet if there is another book it’d be about rescuing the cloud map

I skipped the sex scene

I was pretty much done with this book. Until they started having sex. And I haven’t touched it in like 3 days.

UGH LITERALLY EVERYONE SAW THAT COMING. OF COURSE ML HAD A FUCKING JUG.

Stupid fucking plot devices

Fucking he’ll. Girlie just use the fucking favor. Why would u make such a stupid deal

My alpha shoved me to my knees with force, hitting the floor and shuffling forward to scoop it up with our large hands, before depositing it in her lap again.
This close to her that scent was stronger. Sweet and wild, a slight earthy spice that lingered on the back of my tongue. My cock throbbed angrily, knot aching to bury itself in this sweet little omega.

The omega’s eyes were scanning slowly over the page, her focus fully on the book in her hands. My first thought was that it wasn’t safe to get lost like that.
She didn’t even notice me standing here.
“Omega.”
The word was a harsh, growled rasp. I flinched as she startled, the book dropping to the floor in front of her.

A scent tickled at my nose, spoke to my anger-riddled brain.
Mine.
Ours.
Omega.
It wasn’t hard to spot her. A flash of blonde hair spilling over the side of the chair she was curled up in. I rounded, needing to see her face more than I needed another breath.
Small. She looked so tiny in that chair, the one that was a bit uncomfortable for me to fold my large frame into.

When it failed, years of bearing no children they could sell, then the bonding started.
“Bite the omega, then she’ll finally fucking learn to be a real omega.”
As if the years and money they received for random alphas using my broken body wasn’t enough for me to give.
They wanted my babies, too.

Thrown into my dark cell and dragging myself to my corner for some attempt at safety.
The sting of a syringe. So hot, skin stinging and feverish, slick sliding down my thighs.
Rut. Claimed. Used. Shame.
Then it was over and when my body didn’t swell with their babies, it started again. The time in between was my only reprieve. They wouldn’t let them hurt me quite as bad.
Nothing to harm the baby.

That was the last time I’d talked to my mother for over ten years. Ten fucking years of brutality and assault.
Ten damn years of loneliness, pain, and grime.
Alpha barks forcing me to do whatever they pleased, even if that was to scream against the pain they inflicted.
Sharp knives, fists, teeth, tore at my skin until my brain was fuzzy and my body no more than a heap.
Broken bones.

YOU STUPID FUCKIGN DICK U THRU THE FUCKING JUG

STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKIGN VAMPIRE AND WEREWOLF. OML I CAN FEEL MY BLOOD PRESSURE RISING.

Ugh I loved this. Especially the rat photos before each chapter. Lovely touch. Alright so contemporary isn’t really my thing. But this was incredibly well done. U can feel the character growth from here and Alaina’s journey to wellness was incredibly well done. 4.5 stars rounded down because the middle was dragging a bit.

“Kick their asses,” he whispers, and then he kisses me so soft and certain that everything stills. Well, until⁠—
“Hey!” Luc calls out, feigning outrage. “I heard that!”
Mason snorts. “Yeah, Greer. Way to stay professional. Very motivational. Inspiring for all your athletes. You’re so not playing favorites.”

After the Great Rat Surprise of the season, we made sure they were all fixed. Spayed. Neutered. Whatever the official term is for making sure Luc never accidentally starts a rodent dynasty again.
And that honestly feels like the most responsible thing this team has ever done.
Finn grins at my laughter before he brushes his nose against mine, and the weight of everything suddenly goes quiet.

Right now, his is with Jim, who’s not only obsessed with his own little guy, but also with everyone’s. He even built them a full-on rat palace in the new team bus, complete with hammocks, tunnels, and a damn miniature ramp system.
It’s excessive but also kind of amazing.