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average human is 99% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

I’m actually at 96% and like an hour away from the end of but this isn’t happening. There’s to much smut. And it’s boring. The main conflict was already cleared so why am I still here. The romance happened quickly this did not need to be 19 hours long. This was slow and the excitement died down quickly. Bye bye. 3 stars.

— Nov 14, 2025 11:22PM Add a comment

average human is 81% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Oml this is pathetic

— Nov 14, 2025 04:52PM Add a comment

average human is 64% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

AHHH YES TEDDY IS SO CHARMING AND ME AND HENDRIK ARE FALLING SO DAME HARD

— Nov 12, 2025 12:19AM Add a comment

average human is 61% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Oml they are actually acting like rowdy sport boys disturbing all of the patrons

— Nov 11, 2025 11:39PM Add a comment

average human is 52% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Padawan or hopeless care???

OML I LOVE U COLIN

— Nov 11, 2025 09:38PM Add a comment

average human is 51% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

TEDDY PLAYLIST AHH MY HEART

— Nov 11, 2025 09:29PM Add a comment

average human is 50% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

HAHAHAH HENDRIK IS TEASING TEDDY AHHH

— Nov 11, 2025 09:14PM Add a comment

average human is 45% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

AHHHH I LOVE U TEDDY 😘😘😘

— Nov 11, 2025 08:02PM Add a comment

average human is 44% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

“Honey stop. Keep digging and you’ll be in China.” - Jay
“What?” - Henrik
“I said do you like Chinese food?” -Jay

I love Jay

— Nov 11, 2025 07:51PM Add a comment

average human is 20% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

STOPPP IN PUBLIC IN A CHILDRENS HOSPITAL IN FRONT OF THE LAWYER STOPPPP

— Nov 11, 2025 12:57AM Add a comment

average human is 19% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Ngl I like how it isn’t automatic attraction/ love. I like the slowness of it all. How they aren’t mutually pining yet.

— Nov 11, 2025 12:45AM Add a comment

average human is 15% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Lmao not the long winded volcano personification

— Nov 10, 2025 10:41PM Add a comment

average human is 13% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Lmaoooo

Not the pauses in front of the 7 language speaking officiant

— Nov 10, 2025 10:26PM Add a comment

average human is 13% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

LMAOOO OML
“I’m gay”

AHHAHAHA

— Nov 10, 2025 10:18PM Add a comment

average human is 11% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Top NON RELIGIOUS private schools is so real

— Nov 10, 2025 09:56PM Add a comment

average human is 10% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

I get it Teddy the situation sucks but no need to bad mouth the people who are just trying to help???

— Nov 10, 2025 09:42PM Add a comment

average human is 10% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

My dude. The power of love doesn’t do shit a lot of times.

— Nov 10, 2025 09:38PM Add a comment

average human is 3% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Ohhh! I just realized this is the time skip

— Nov 10, 2025 06:48PM Add a comment

average human is 2% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Lmao I love his older sister Ray: “don’t play, I changed your diapers”

— Nov 10, 2025 06:35PM 1 comment

average human is 2% done with Pucking Strong (Jacksonville Rays, #4)

Oml he’s so dramatic 😆

— Nov 10, 2025 06:33PM Add a comment

average human is 19% done with California Dreaming (The Davenports, #1)

DNF 11/10/25
01:59:36/08:41:18

— Nov 10, 2025 06:18PM Add a comment

average human is 19% done with California Dreaming (The Davenports, #1)

And dude stop saying sexy and sexy nurse

— Nov 10, 2025 06:17PM Add a comment

average human is 19% done with California Dreaming (The Davenports, #1)

Ok I actually hate all these characters. Everything is so unrealistic.

— Nov 10, 2025 06:17PM Add a comment

average human is 17% done with California Dreaming (The Davenports, #1)

Oml these interactions feel so fake

— Nov 10, 2025 02:09PM Add a comment

average human is 5% done with California Dreaming (The Davenports, #1)

GIRL HAVE SOME PRIDE OML YOUR A LITERAL HOUSE GUEST ITS NOT BECAUSE HEA BEING EXTRA KIND TO U

— Nov 10, 2025 12:56AM Add a comment

average human is 3% done with California Dreaming (The Davenports, #1)

What is with this awe inspiring hero worship??? My guy made a simple gesture of welcoming and girlies clinging to it and calling him a god???

— Nov 10, 2025 12:28AM Add a comment

average human is starting California Dreaming (The Davenports, #1)

Wow. This narrator is not it. But also the story telling/ writing feels so whiny. Like oh no I’m right but it’s killing me inside.

— Nov 10, 2025 12:14AM Add a comment

average human is starting California Dreaming (The Davenports, #1)

The rating super high so this better be good

— Nov 10, 2025 12:10AM Add a comment

average human is 99% done with To The End (Hannaford Prep, #4)

Yah I’ve definitely matured. This was fine it’s 12:07 am

— Nov 10, 2025 12:07AM Add a comment

average human is 27% done with Bonds of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #2)

Mentally, I designed my grave—nothing tacky, just a mausoleum with a small crypt and a ten-foot bust of my face. Here lies the introverted pervert who had two husbands.
Chuckling madly, blood sputtering from my lips, I dug tingling fingers into the lawn and heaved.
Standing was an act of God, and I bellowed as I staggered up to my feet.

— Nov 09, 2025 12:43AM 1 comment

Bonds of Hercules (Villains of Lore, #2)

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