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critternation is 30% done with Half His Age

this is less than 300 pages and yet it feels like a monumental effort to pick it up

— Feb 18, 2026 02:27PM Add a comment

critternation is 73% done with Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith

did a double take when the narrator referred to warren jeffs as still being at large in colorado city then remembered this book is 20 years old

— Feb 11, 2026 03:23PM Add a comment

Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith

critternation is on page 150 of 359 of Wuthering Heights

cathy like i get you’re freaky crazy but you need to be smacked

— Feb 11, 2026 02:44PM Add a comment

critternation is 20% done with Half His Age

sigh

— Feb 09, 2026 01:02PM Add a comment

critternation is on page 110 of 359 of Wuthering Heights

and it’s HEATHCLIFF WITH A POT OF APPLESAUCE

— Feb 05, 2026 04:01PM Add a comment

critternation is starting Half His Age

okay let’s see if this is as bad as people say

— Feb 03, 2026 04:18PM Add a comment

critternation is 68% done with Honeysuckle and Bone

like nothing is happening but whatever it’s fun

— Sep 08, 2025 05:32PM Add a comment

critternation is 10% done with Honeysuckle and Bone

carina the autistic legend you are !!!!!!

— Sep 03, 2025 05:02PM Add a comment

critternation is 55% done with When the Moon Turns to Blood: Lori Vallow, Chad Daybell, and a Story of Murder, Wild Faith, and End Times

leah sottile you’ve got me for life

— Jun 11, 2025 06:12PM Add a comment

critternation is starting When the Moon Turns to Blood: Lori Vallow, Chad Daybell, and a Story of Murder, Wild Faith, and End Times

more mormons more murder

— Jun 10, 2025 04:44PM Add a comment

critternation is 18% done with Blazing Eye Sees All: Love Has Won, False Prophets, and the Fever Dream of the American New Age

guys u have no idea how much i want to read this rn but i ran out of audiobook hours on spotify gonna kms

— May 20, 2025 06:33PM Add a comment

Blazing Eye Sees All: Love Has Won, False Prophets, and the Fever Dream of the American New Age

critternation is on page 60 of 333 of So Much More

this is the first addition to my christian fundamentalist physical media collection. let’s get feminine ladies ! (i didn’t give the fundamentalists money)

— May 20, 2025 06:31PM Add a comment

critternation is 12% done with Blazing Eye Sees All: Love Has Won, False Prophets, and the Fever Dream of the American New Age

god this title is so cunty

— May 13, 2025 09:55PM Add a comment

critternation is 5% done with Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief

girl starts book, nearly dies when not a memoir

— May 06, 2025 07:06PM Add a comment

Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief

critternation is 75% done with A Billion Years: My Escape From a Life in the Highest Ranks of Scientology

just found out mike has died :(( RIP you were too young !!!

— May 05, 2025 08:35AM Add a comment

critternation is 45% done with A Billion Years: My Escape From a Life in the Highest Ranks of Scientology

oh so this guy was like, the big cheese

— May 01, 2025 06:42PM Add a comment

critternation is 20% done with A Billion Years: My Escape From a Life in the Highest Ranks of Scientology

ik it’s not funny bc it’s an abusive cult but oh my god these acronyms

— Apr 30, 2025 04:06PM Add a comment

critternation is 76% done with Slonim Woods 9: A Memoir

did we need the detailed account of a professor’s office hours

— Apr 23, 2025 04:14PM Add a comment

critternation is 50% done with Slonim Woods 9: A Memoir

yes thank you for the v detailed explanation of what waterstones is

— Apr 23, 2025 02:11PM Add a comment

critternation is 28% done with Slonim Woods 9: A Memoir

yeah the cult stuff is intense but a humanities student explaining poetry is the most riveting aspect of a narrative

— Apr 22, 2025 04:02PM Add a comment

critternation is 16% done with Slonim Woods 9: A Memoir

daniel you’re not a sociopath you’re just autistic

— Apr 18, 2025 03:37PM Add a comment

critternation is 5% done with Slonim Woods 9: A Memoir

people bitching about the writing style clearly haven’t been a humanities student

— Apr 18, 2025 11:09AM Add a comment

critternation is 58% done with A Well-Trained Wife: My Escape from Christian Patriarchy

had me sobbing at work

— Mar 11, 2025 04:48PM Add a comment

A Well-Trained Wife: My Escape from Christian Patriarchy

critternation is 90% done with A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

jamie burning cersei’s letter oh girl

— Mar 08, 2025 10:56PM Add a comment

critternation is 83% done with A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

GET A JOB PETYR. STAY AWAY FROM HER

— Mar 06, 2025 11:16PM Add a comment

critternation is 76% done with A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

demure tully

— Mar 05, 2025 10:46PM Add a comment

critternation is on page 72 of 1060 of A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

SAMGILLY GET IT ON

— Mar 02, 2025 06:09AM Add a comment

critternation is 63% done with A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

was it casual when you fucked my sister lancel???

— Feb 26, 2025 10:51PM Add a comment

critternation is 49% done with A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

rip prince rhaegar, you would have loved antidepressants

— Feb 23, 2025 11:28PM Add a comment

critternation is 25% done with A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

margaery marrying an 8 year old will never not be funny

— Feb 20, 2025 08:56PM Add a comment

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