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“There is this one girl” oh my god wrap it up before I cry

The way that Katniss thinks Peeta is plotting to kill her at every turn when he’s really just in love with her will never not be funny

Reread and in this day and age reading banned literature and educating yourself is the best form of rebellion there is 🙂‍↕️

“Have I told you how hideous you look tonight?”
“No. Tell me.”
“I cannot.”
IKTR

“I didn’t” SHES AN ICON SHES A LEGEND AND SHE IS THE MOMENT

“I need vengeance” “I need revenge” baby I think you need therapy but that’s just me

DAMN

so why is it 4:30 | we are so back guys

That right there tells me something about you, Jude, that I don’t think you even know about yourself yet

uhm so what the fuck just happened actually

“Little did Prince Dain know that my real skill lies in pissing people off.” Me too queen

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

what the fuck is this kid doing? THE VOICES

“No one else bothers him quite the way that you do.” that’s the way i like it

oh god not the glittery converse 😭

“I hate him so much that sometimes when I look at him, I can hardly breathe.” right. sure.

“And this memory brought a wave of other memories with it. Memories of brotherhood, and home. His dear wife. The freedom of deep space. Obi-Wan.” HIS DEAR WIFE OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME

actually no way is anakin calling himself hot are we serious

I will finish this today I swear to god

“He didn’t understand, not an iota—didn’t understand her, or himself, or his topsy-turvy feelings, or women, or the universe.” me neither bro it’s okay

Luke might be a Jedi, and have the control and patience of a Jedi, but we also need to recognize that he is a 22 year old farm boy from the middle of nowhere like I fear we forget this too often

oh so that’s a slur actually 😀

I’m trying so hard to finish this bro how do I still have 100 pages left

Yoda couldn’t deal with another Skywalker kid’s shit so he literally just died 😭 | the inconsistency of some of these details man this is killing me

tell me why that chapter was actually 30 pages long

you are actually shitting my dick right now THE MUSIC STYLE IS CALLED JIZZ???

“I am your father” Anakin there is literally no reason for you to be being this dramatic rn

why are these chapters 20 fucking pages a piece

Guys I’ve been influenced

why in fucks name is yoda blue