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“i am scary space monster. you are leaky space blob.”

rocky you’re an icon and i love you

this girl is so dumb i’m getting annoyed

rocky noooooo 😭😭😭

i would protect rocky with my life and die for him, like i’m actually emotional over this omg

loving this so much, can see why it was made into a movie

snow’s family invested in district 13 interestingggggg

“she wearied of her own company, and she would rather be irritated than alone.”

💀💀💀 could not be more opposite to me lmaooooo

despite the fact that this girl is 18 i was really liking her bc she wasn’t acting her age and i just knowwwww that’s about to change and i’m gonna be so annoyed

major kudos to this author bc history being digestible for me is crazyyyyyy, written so well so far and i’m gagged at the mary and elizabeth drama tbh this is insane

never did i think schrödinger would be mentioned in something i read but alas, i guess there’s always a time for everything

a piercing… interesting……………..

“you might have been sent from hell to torment me, but you feel just like heaven.”

nobody talk to me 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

✋🏼🙂‍↕️🤚🏼

oh i’m giggling so bad 🙂‍↕️🤭

“what wicked spells you weave, you witch”

🥵🥵🥵

someone needs to punch the fuck out of henry i swear to goddddd

DAYUM

“i need too much from you tonight”
“you can have it. anything”
“take me apart, hollander”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“ilya rozanov, are you in love”
“extremely”

pookieeeeeee 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

“he took him deep, because that was something troy was good at. hockey and deep throating, his top two skills.”

the howl that just came out of my body jesus christtttttt
seeing these words on paper is something else 💀

“i slept because i dreamed, and every dream was of you”

😭😭😭

no bc why am i crying as if i’ve never read this before

“and he hated himself for wanting any of this. but not enough to stop. never enough to stop.”

😭😭😭

“instead he threw his head back against the wall like the eager slut he apparently was”

this is sending me lmaooooooo

someone needs to tell me it’s ok to dnf bc i’m straight up not having a fun time

the schitt’s creek quote hell yeah

i fear the religious trauma to control issues pipeline is a bit too #relatable

the denial is so real hahahahhahaha i love themmmm

“she glanced at reighven as he righted himself and saw the other man for the first time: toven hearst. the world slowed and abruptly sped forward as his cold eyes met hers.”

oh i’m SURE

“the version of toven that he had supplied for instructional purposes had been quite imposing”

girl… LOL i’m cackling

he’s so down bad for her i knewwwwww itttttttt