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PROTECTIVE DAD MALAKAI??? YEAH, I'M DONE. BURY ME NEXT TO MY STANDARDS. 😭💕

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA the level of delusion I operate on is concerning because why was I like, “Ryan, if you tear your ACL, you can have my knee” as if that's how medicine works? 😭

“My room, please.”
“No.”
“Ryan, I’m still mad at you.”
“Okay, you can be mad at me all you want while you sleep in my bed.”

Excuse me??? Since when did I start wanting this?? My NBSB self has been compromised.🫩🫩🫩

“Ry.” I stop him at his door. He looks back to me, eyes desperate and begging. “Will you help me?” His head falls back, exhaling a sigh of relief. “Fucking finally.”

I JUST DIED ON THE SPOT. NO CPR NEEDED, I'M GONE😭🫠

“Do you have any pickup lines?” I quietly ask Ryan for no one else to hear. He shakes his head. “Nah. I’d rather pin you down than pick you up.”


I JUST INHALED AND FORGOT TO EXHALE HELPPPPP🥵😭

“Next time you decide you need help with your…situation,” he murmurs against my lips with an aching rasp. “Ask me.”

I'M NOT FEELING WELL Y'ALL🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

“It was acting, Ind.”

Really? You sure? Seriously? For real? Are you certain? You mean it?

“Heads-up, Shay, I’m an expensive girlfriend. Fake or not. I can’t help it.”
“Then I guess it’s a good thing I’ve got money.”

THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!😩

RYAN 🥰🥰🥰🥰

“I just can’t stop thinking about you,” Tripp says, facing Gwen with his back to me. “I just think we could give this a go, and you’d see everything you’ve been missing out on.”

THE AUDACITY IS AUDACIOUSLY AUDACIOUS!!!😬

“Coming right up. What my girl wants, she gets.”

☺️☺️☺️

This is getting to me more than it should...

“So it’s like how he’s being generally not nice to you in an attempt to be kind to his son?”

DAMN CLYDE HAHAAHHAHAHA

Excuse me???? What do you mean he didn't text you when I literally witnessed the text????? 🤨

The coincidence is coincidencingly coincidental. 😭

I just want to give Bash a hug. 🫂😭

This is either gonna be a breeze or a disaster. 😭

SIR 😭 THAT'S A WHOLE HUMAN BEING, NOT A LABRADOR. 😂

Rhys, you're too big and too caring for your own good. I need to coddle you immediately. 😭💕

“Friendly reminder that this marriage is fake,”

“Nothing fake about how wet you are right now.”


OH MENNNNNN🥵😭

“Kill you or fuck you, Tabby?” My voice drops lower. “Oh, I’ve decided.”
“Fuck,” she mutters, teeth strumming her bottom lip as she glances away.
“Yep. That’s the one.”

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

NOT YOU TOO, AUNTIE. I EXPECTED BETTER. 😭

DEAN!!! For someone so pretty, you sure do talk a lot of nonsense sometimes. 😭💕

Oh, Dean, my beloved, I adored you in your book, but who made you the CEO of deciding who's ruining Tucker's life? I know you're concerned, but baby, either support your friend or respectfully hush. Garrett and Logan are literally right there showing you how it's done. 😭

WHAT THE HELL? I thought I already served my sentence with this scene in Dean's book. Elle Kennedy, you cannot torture me twice. I do NOT want the flashbacks. 😭

Perverted freak!🤬

“I’ve got a girl back in Briar,”
“Wanna see?”

Me: Darling, you're the one I want
In paper rings, in picture frames, in dirty dreams 🥰🎶

Garrett, my guy, you're thinking ten business years ahead. Let Dean flirt in peace. 😭

Tucker, what in the fresh hell are you doing, boy??? 🤨

Oh. My. God.