Hanan’s Reviews > The Right Move > Status Update

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA the level of delusion I operate on is concerning because why was I like, “Ryan, if you tear your ACL, you can have my knee” as if that's how medicine works? 😭

“My room, please.”
“No.”
“Ryan, I’m still mad at you.”
“Okay, you can be mad at me all you want while you sleep in my bed.”

Excuse me??? Since when did I start wanting this?? My NBSB self has been compromised.🫩🫩🫩

“Ry.” I stop him at his door. He looks back to me, eyes desperate and begging. “Will you help me?” His head falls back, exhaling a sigh of relief. “Fucking finally.”

I JUST DIED ON THE SPOT. NO CPR NEEDED, I'M GONE😭🫠

“Do you have any pickup lines?” I quietly ask Ryan for no one else to hear. He shakes his head. “Nah. I’d rather pin you down than pick you up.”


I JUST INHALED AND FORGOT TO EXHALE HELPPPPP🥵😭

“Next time you decide you need help with your…situation,” he murmurs against my lips with an aching rasp. “Ask me.”

I'M NOT FEELING WELL Y'ALL🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

“It was acting, Ind.”

Really? You sure? Seriously? For real? Are you certain? You mean it?

“Heads-up, Shay, I’m an expensive girlfriend. Fake or not. I can’t help it.”
“Then I guess it’s a good thing I’ve got money.”

THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!😩