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Hanan
is 62% done
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA the level of delusion I operate on is concerning because why was I like, “Ryan, if you tear your ACL, you can have my knee” as if that's how medicine works? 😭
— Jun 19, 2026 03:58AM
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Hanan
is 59% done
“My room, please.”
“No.”
“Ryan, I’m still mad at you.”
“Okay, you can be mad at me all you want while you sleep in my bed.”
Excuse me??? Since when did I start wanting this?? My NBSB self has been compromised.
— Jun 19, 2026 03:17AM
“No.”
“Ryan, I’m still mad at you.”
“Okay, you can be mad at me all you want while you sleep in my bed.”
Excuse me??? Since when did I start wanting this?? My NBSB self has been compromised.
Hanan
is 55% done
“Ry.” I stop him at his door. He looks back to me, eyes desperate and begging. “Will you help me?” His head falls back, exhaling a sigh of relief. “Fucking finally.”
I JUST DIED ON THE SPOT. NO CPR NEEDED, I'M GONE😭🫠
— Jun 19, 2026 02:27AM
I JUST DIED ON THE SPOT. NO CPR NEEDED, I'M GONE😭🫠
Hanan
is 55% done
“Do you have any pickup lines?” I quietly ask Ryan for no one else to hear. He shakes his head. “Nah. I’d rather pin you down than pick you up.”
I JUST INHALED AND FORGOT TO EXHALE HELPPPPP🥵😭
— Jun 19, 2026 02:20AM
I JUST INHALED AND FORGOT TO EXHALE HELPPPPP🥵😭
Hanan
is 47% done
“Next time you decide you need help with your…situation,” he murmurs against my lips with an aching rasp. “Ask me.”
I'M NOT FEELING WELL Y'ALL🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
— Jun 18, 2026 11:16PM
I'M NOT FEELING WELL Y'ALL🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Hanan
is 41% done
“It was acting, Ind.”
Really? You sure? Seriously? For real? Are you certain? You mean it?
— Jun 18, 2026 10:14PM
Really? You sure? Seriously? For real? Are you certain? You mean it?
Hanan
is 20% done
“Heads-up, Shay, I’m an expensive girlfriend. Fake or not. I can’t help it.”
“Then I guess it’s a good thing I’ve got money.”
THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!😩
— Jun 17, 2026 11:52PM
“Then I guess it’s a good thing I’ve got money.”
THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!😩

