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Jared Cobain is on page 30 of 192 of Bark
"in the chrome of the fridge she caught a reflection of her own face, part brunette Shelley Winters, part potato"
Oct 24, 2014 02:16AM Add a comment
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Jared Cobain
Jared Cobain is on page 30 of 192 of Bark
"He did not like stressful moments in restaurants, they caused his mind to wander strangely to random thoughts like, 'why are these things called napkins, rather than lapkins?' And, 'I'll bet God really loves butter'"
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