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This is really reminding me of ‘jar of hearts’ 🤮

EXCUSE ME?? JON THE FUCKING CREEPY INBRED PEDOPHILE SAID “my lolita is having a little lolita of her own” YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER BY THE WAY

How are you a fatass short chub getting teared up by an elderly women who’s weak asf and then you’re gonna try pouring bleach on her

Nina your torture methods to “teach her a lesson” are crazy!! You need a therapist and so do I

Ew ew jon hunter needs to die ew “‘by the way,’ he adds as he walks away, ‘it’s a shame you don’t have anymore daughters. A year or two younger would’ve been just right.’” Pedophile

Ohh maggie might have framed hunter by killing his girlfriend to put him in jail and get rid of him (well deserved)

YEAH NO SHIT YOU WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT NOBODY IS “THROWING” THE WORDS PEDOPHILE AND GROOMING AND CHILD MOLESTER BECAUSE HE IS ONE?? YOU NEED TO GO

Ew “i like my bananas green” this man is a pedophile and it’s a whole 8 year ILLEGAL age gap

You say you don’t need anyone telling you how pathetic you sound, then you say “he’d known soon after the first night we slept together that I was fourteen, even when I’d tried to convince him I was eighteen. He was twenty two-“ enough already, you truly are pathetic if you’re now grown and jealous of a girlfriend he murdered because “she wasn’t his girlfriend”

You really were the “cool BIRD” when you let a bunch of strangers of your horrible convicted boyfriend tattoo the word “lolita” on your lips to show your “love for him” miss “I eagerly agreed” like you suck

Ew you were flattered when this weird grown man you’re obsessed with called you “lolita” and even more flattered when you read the book..? “I was flattered when I understood how much that protagonist was imprisoned by his love for that girl. Nobody can ever convince me that Jon wasn’t driven by the same passion for me.” Weirdo

This is fucked why is “lolita” tattooed on your gums

That kinda got fucked up fast

Starting back on this book that is sure to be better than Birthday Girl 🙏

Pike being embarrassed in the bonus scene tells me EVERYTHING I need to knkw

HE DIDN’T EVEN ASK “will you marry me” OR GIVE ANY ROMANTIC SPEECH? HE ONLY GAVE YOU THE RING AND SAID “so, you going to say yes or…” LIKE WHAT? THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO DO UNCONVENTIONAL PROPOSALS SO MUCH BETTER, HE DIDN’T EVEN ASK THE QUESTION

WHERE WAS THE YEARNING? I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE FACT YOU’VE BEEN ALL OVER VIRGINIA

Also that whole interaction with the “Tyler Durden” dude was so weird, like what was the point besides to mention watching Fight Club with Pike. YOU’RE DRAGGING IT PENELOPE

“But they don’t know. They don’t know how lucky we are and how good it is.”

Omg you’re so delusional

See the difference between me and Cam is that I don’t give a fuck that Pike has looked like shit for two months, and I also wouldn’t have gave his ass any information about Jordan. Also don’t think I didn’t see you telling Shel you guys aren’t her “protectors” as if she’s ever had any her entire life..

Getting a tattoo for Jordan? When you’ve played her SO many times? Okay Jax Taylor

Sorry Cole, not really sorry actually, but you are SO wrong. Jordan is better off without both of you, but especially your dad.

Kyle Cramer is rage baiting Pike so badly right now, and honestly, Pike deserves it and more

You know this book could have gotten an extra .1 star if they stayed broken up, (I know it’s a “happily ever after” but fuck, Dutch was SO right)

“I wouldn’t dance for you if you were worth a billion dollars and your dick tasted like a cherry Tootsie Pop,” she bites out. “Stay away from me and my sister. Forget she exists.”

I KNEW CAM WOULD PULL THROUGH FOR HER SISTER

Also, really Pike, “Here’s a hundred bucks for five minutes of your time!” I slap it on the bar. “I don’t sant a dance from you. All I want—“ then you rightfully get knee’d in the balls for that snarky comment. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU?? NO ONE THOUGHT YOU WANTED A DANCE

KNEE HIM IN THE NUTS AGAIN CAM

Pike Lawson is a narcissist. There. I said it. Here’s a quote along with many others. “How could he not at least send a text? I understand if he won’t talk to me, but he has to know I’d be worried. To leave me for months with all these questions . . .” A NARCISSISTIC PIECE OF SHIT.

“He wouldn't have done something like that. Cole's not... disciplined. Would he willingly put himself through that? What was he thinking?”

Here you go, slamming on your son who you supposedly care about so much, AGAIN.