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Read the description as “best friend’s dad” and not “dad’s best friend” which makes this ten times yummier and more dramatic 🤭 count me in!!!!

76 percent in and I still can’t tell if I like this book or anyone in it, but it’s also something I can’t stop reading 😅😵‍💫

The “stable” guy actually secretly being the more unhinged one??? Yum delicious 🤭🙏

The phrase “grippy sock vacation” is about to send me on one 😵‍💫😭

E. Bailey, what have you done to me? I can’t stop reading these insane books 😭

I’m in love with Tobias. I think I should seek help 😔

This book is giving me the same vibes that the dark romance/stockholm syndrome-esque books I read on Fictionpress when I was thirteen gave me….this is not necessarily a bad thing 🙂‍↔️

I’m already eating up this neurodivergent psychopath for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 🤭 YUM.

I don’t know what I’m doing here either, but I’m not mad about it 😔

“Do you want to piss on me?” Kit blurted.
Quin’s eyes widened. “You want me to piss on you?”
“No. I mean—I don’t think so.” Kit was almost certain that he didn’t want Quin to piss on him, but he also didn’t want to say that, just in case Quin did have some thus far unmentioned piss kink.

Incredible. 10/10 this book is perfection 🙂‍↕️

If anyone or anything hurts Kit, I will burn villages and sink ships 😤

An emotionally constipated vampire and a literal golden retriever werewolf???? SIGN ME UP ✍️

So….is a Valla just an Alphier Alpha? I’m struggling to find a difference between the two or why we need a fourth designation in the first place 🤨

Okay, 34% in and we’ve covered a day? Maybe two? Let’s pick up the pace, fellas 😭

I, too, am damaged. Can I have a super hot, rich man come and whisk me away? 🥲😭

The emotionally unavailable alpha immediately becoming enamored with the mysterious omega’s scent???? GOOD SOUP 👌

Can I offer you some mpreg in these trying times? Yes, yes you can 🙂‍↕️🤭

I’m feeling very maternal over a literal serial killer 🥲 should I be worried??

Mama, I’m in love with a criminal 🤭🙂‍↕️

Oh, I fear I’m bored. I need them to pick it UP, or I will have to scarper, as the Brits say 😭🫩

Thank God for my love of British soap operas, otherwise I’d be so lost with all these phrases/terminology 😵‍💫

I’m in a step brothers streak right now. I need this to be diabolical and delicious, please 🫩🙂‍↕️

We’re stepbrothers in a severely homophobic town with an abusive father….let’s fuck at a crowded party 🙂‍↕️….I love these dumb, toxic boys

After the wholesomeness of the Fated Mates series, I need to go back to my deranged, psychotic step brother roots 🙂‍↕️😛

I want my found family back 😞

Okay, I’m all done with the angst. Please let them be happy now 😭😭😭

Oh the angst is delicious. Absolutely divine 🚬 yum yum yum 😋

Oh, the angst is already being set up and I am SAT 🐸🍵

At this point, this book is making it abundantly clear that I have never been truly loved by another person. Goddamn these soft boys 😭

The slow burn is slow burning. Absolutely delicious. I’ve been reading this for almost four hours and they’ve just now kissed. Excellent.