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Feelin so fast rn fr

I admire her skill of reaching and immediately finding things in the sofa cushions while on drugs

Real friends have a porn movie night after funerals 😌✊️

Whenever trevor gets me upset, im reminded that he works at the twin towers

Cum painting, shidding on the floor and dead puppies. I may have been too harsh with mccarthy.

Remind me, which of the meds causes "i could hear his dick harden on the phone"?

Reva's trying way too hard. But at least she's trying.

Also, whats up with all the meds. Am i supposed to know all them pills??

I never thought katniss would be assigned to the super secret sniper squad with stupid sexy gale and steaming hot peetah, but here we are.

Abbreviating microphone with mike is giving me the ick

War and love triangles

"Upstream the horses had stopped drinking. Then they started drinking again."
(Fantastic nothingburger of a sentence, thank you mccarthy)

No joke, the book does get better from chapter 21 onwards.

>chapter starts with first woman to have proper dialogue
>looks inside
>3 pages

I can appreciate McCormac trying super hard to describe gruesome tragedies and killings but there's really only so many ways to murder humans and animals alike. If some of the killed characters had any depth, you'd at least care for them.

"Each fire is all fires, the first fire and the last ever to be."

Spent around 30 mins on pages 262-264 and im still not sure i understand. I wrote so many notes in this book i might claim co-authorship.

"Where's your ape at?"

If i had a nickel for everytime the judge lifted a big fat rock, i'd have three nickels. Which isn't much, but its weird that it happened 3 times already.

"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge, exitsts without my consent"

I need to start appreciating mccormac's lengthy descriptions of landscapes. Because it's either that or "oh my god why?! this is horrible, what is happening, why would someone write a book like that??" type shit

Men acting crazy trying to get head

"Jackson, pistols drawn, lurched into the street vowing to Shoot the ass off Jesus Christ, the longlegged white son of a bitch"

Literally 5-beer-deep-me

Delaware daycare

Piss Meridian

"Et In Arcadia Ego"

The Judge is the best and worst thing to happen to the reputation of all bald people. He's so cool and horrible.

"One of the men was shot through the lower chest and he lay propped against the wall in the office. Irving came in and looked at him.
What have you done for him? He said.
Aint done nothin.
What do you want me to do for him?
Aint asked you to do nothin.
Thats good, said Irving. Because there aint nothing to be done"

Lmao, S-Tier humor

"Sparse on the mesa the dry weeds lashed in the wind like the earths long echo of lance and spear in old encounters forever unrecorded."

Oh and also, what the fuck is "sark"?

The duality of Cormac McCarthy:

"Aint that the drizzlin shits, he said"

"The advent of the riders bruited by scurvid curs that howled woundedly and slank among the crumbling walls"

"guarangoddamntee"

The real conflict in this book is between cormac and commas

"...the sun rose out of nothing like the head of a great red phallus..."
😳🤔🥵

Breaking: local wizard does (not) grasp the concept of insurance