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Believe it or not, the biggest crime commited by humbert is rhyming carpet with car pet

Guess how many chapters these sentences are apart:

...I delivered a tremendous backhand cut that caught her smack on her hot hard little cheekbone.

I kissed the yellowish soles of her long-toed feet...

Im afraid humbert and i are scared of the prospect of aging for very different reasons

I immediately foresaw the pleasure I would have in distinguishing from my study-bedroom...the statistically inevitable percentage of nymphets...

Oh he's taking the being-a-creep-thing very serious.

(Statistics mentioned, shoutout natalie)

Shoutout Mr.Kirwin you a real one

:(

She shed tears as she said this, distrusting the very solace that she gave; but at the same time she smiled, that she migh chase away the fiend that lurked in my heart.

Everything is so gloomy and sad and yet so beautifully written. Shoutout to my homegirl shelley for making big boys cry

hitherto

For there is no other bliss on earth comparable to that of fondling a nymphet.

I doubt it.

Part 1 felt like watching a car crash. Part 2 makes you feel like a passenger in the crash.

Pure disgusting insanity. I am taking a break.

Taking notes in your books is hella fun.

Unrelated, i can now draw a funny lil vomit face.

"More and more uncomfortable did Humbert feel It was something quite special, that feeling: an oppressive, hideous constraint as if I were sitting with the small ghost of somebody i had just killed."

Bro is an empath

Humbert keeps setting new achievable lows

I think if you put humberts love for minors and hate for adults on a scale, it'd stay perfectly balanced.

"I cannot tell my learned reader (whose eyebrows, I suspect, have by now traveled all the way to the back of his bald head)..."

You wish your biggest flaw was being bald

"..imagining...the nymphet i would coach in french and fondle in humbertish."
Bro chill 😭

Feelin so fast rn fr

I admire her skill of reaching and immediately finding things in the sofa cushions while on drugs

Real friends have a porn movie night after funerals 😌✊️

Whenever trevor gets me upset, im reminded that he works at the twin towers

Cum painting, shidding on the floor and dead puppies. I may have been too harsh with mccarthy.

Remind me, which of the meds causes "i could hear his dick harden on the phone"?

Reva's trying way too hard. But at least she's trying.

Also, whats up with all the meds. Am i supposed to know all them pills??

I never thought katniss would be assigned to the super secret sniper squad with stupid sexy gale and steaming hot peetah, but here we are.

Abbreviating microphone with mike is giving me the ick

War and love triangles

"Upstream the horses had stopped drinking. Then they started drinking again."
(Fantastic nothingburger of a sentence, thank you mccarthy)

No joke, the book does get better from chapter 21 onwards.

>chapter starts with first woman to have proper dialogue
>looks inside
>3 pages

I can appreciate McCormac trying super hard to describe gruesome tragedies and killings but there's really only so many ways to murder humans and animals alike. If some of the killed characters had any depth, you'd at least care for them.

"Each fire is all fires, the first fire and the last ever to be."

Spent around 30 mins on pages 262-264 and im still not sure i understand. I wrote so many notes in this book i might claim co-authorship.

"Where's your ape at?"

If i had a nickel for everytime the judge lifted a big fat rock, i'd have three nickels. Which isn't much, but its weird that it happened 3 times already.