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When the person is WAY TOO positive and you can just tell they’re fake<<<<<<<

Alex Warren is peak romance book/writing music.

Changing just a few little things and suddenly finding myself friends with the type of people who heal not harm and are better for me. 🫶🏻💕

TW: rape

Guys I have a question. This is kind of my shower thoughts today so it doesn’t make the most sense and I can’t figure out how to word it to exactly what I am trying to get at.

Question in comments.

Also i really don’t know how to back this up or debate it so I’m probs not gonna do that…

(Words aren’t working for me rn. I know I make little sense)

Me thinking it’s gonna really feel like fall today… only to walk outside and remember it’s Florida. It always feels like summer.

FBALL game theme is frat vs sorority. It is the wrong time for that theme💀🥀🫩

Being a woman is so hard
-am I too fat
-am I too skinny
-am I ugly
-do I look like a clown
-everyone hates me
-f*ck people
-i love people
-is this outfit to revealing
-does this outfit make me look like im too afraid to show skin
(More in comments and feel free to add your own)

When I sneeze but nobody cares so I say “bless me, thank me.” 🫠😇🤷🏼‍♀️

Turning up the speaker loud in the locker room because the opponent is being immature and trying to rage bait. (Only cause they have never won a game *cough*sore losers*cough*)

When the figure skaters spray WAY too much perfume and I can see it floating in the air like smoke🫩🥀

When the ad for a school says “it’s a safe space for your kids to learn and be unafraid to grow and be themselves!” …bro. Notice how they only had the little tiny kids on camera. It is not always like what they advertise it as

My school js did a Donald trump impression on the morning show

When gr is so quiet I have to resort to hgrb for action and people to talk to 😭😔🫩🤧

When you’re not a morning person but the sky genuinely looks like cotton candy and flowers.

Helps me wake up a bit ig

When you’re so tired you can’t ever read the status updates and all u see is genuinely “blah blah. Blah blah blah.”

I tried to do geometry last night and it’s said smthn about AB, BC, AD, some doody and all I read was “what’s the value of AC/DC” HELPPPPP

Face revealll. I couldn’t find a good photo 😭

I’ll leave it up for one period (45 mins)

When all it takes is one person who expresses how vividly and strongly they hate my guts for me to forget the people who actually love me and believe everyone actually hates me. 🫩🤧😓😔 <<<<<

Imagine being head over heels for huzz and the after saying four words to him deciding you quit with huzzes and locking back in on school and writing but then unable to stop staring at him in class.

Could never be me.🫥

If this gets 250 likes before 12:00 EDT tmrw I’ll do a face reveal for 30 mins or so. Comments don’t count.

Peak girlhood: going to stores just to try on dresses way out of your price range and feel old. 🤭😍

Waking up way too early for a Sunday morning just because your parents say you have to go to your little brothers game and support him but he genuinely sucks at his sport <<<<<<<<<<<

Making Pinterest boards for every commonly occurring character I have in my hockey romance and preset falling in love with them 💕🤭😢😔

When all my friends think I’m an almond daughter but I literally ate candy corn pumpkins all day today 🤭🫠😏

When I see two bugs attached to each other flying around but instead of thinking “aw cute they found their mate” I think “oh shoot what if ma homie is getting raped” and shoot them down with water from the hose

I don’t need to be the one with all the friends because sometimes seeing some friends just treating each other like king and queens is enough to bring a smile to my face.

New pfp !!!😜💪

When my middle school bullies who are blocked in my messages follow me on Duolingo…

Me: who tf do you think you are. *blocks*

You’d think that romance books would teach me how to get a bf or talk to huzz… THEY FAILED ME😭😒😔