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Jeff felt kind of hot and sick, which had to be down to the idea of some­one get­ting off on hav­ing a specu­lum up his ass Yeah, Eddie cer­tainly was a per­vert. Pos­si­bly even more of one than Jeff was. Jeff wished he’d been there to wit­ness his hu­mil­i­a­tion.

ahahaha!

A blowjob was one thing. Anal was a whole dif­fer­ent hole.

hehe..

Overalls? Really?

f'ing hope this lives up to the entertaining blurb.

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De­voured. My arousal only peaked with each lit­tle bit I took from him.

“How dare you say you love me as you rape me?” The words were hissed through clenched teeth.
I leaned in and cupped his face, my thumb stroking his fever­ish cheek.
“Since you will not ac­knowl­edge me in other ways,” I told him. “This is my way.”

His eye­brows fur­rowed, as if he was fi­nally grasp­ing the to­tal­ity of the sit­u­a­tion then.
“You don’t know me,” he said.
“And I sure as hell don’t know you. All I did was fa­ther you, if I can be­lieve those pa­pers.”
I laced my arms across my chest and gave him a dis­ap­prov­ing look.
“You are not turn­ing this into an en­dear­ing mo­ment,” I said.

Diving in!

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Death: If it ends in tears or ter­ror, don't tell me it's a “rest­less de­par­ture.” I think I know what it is. I think it is the ter­ri­fy­ing fear that one will never again feel love.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Melt-heart-puddle.. Redeemed-motherf'er!

F'ing fragile..man!!!

My f'ing ass deserves a 7.9 Mount-gasmic-Vesuvius-eruption for reading this shit.

Whaaaaa?Noooooooo!!Fuuuuuuuuuck!! Motherfuckshitcockberry...why you do that...Todd!! Sonofabitchman!

Damn. Disappointing writing w/1st sex scene..it f'ing choked..

ahhhhhhhh...such lovely writing

Amazon's Hot New Releases/best-selling list (gay/lesbian) is f'ing retarded and so am I for continually checking it.

“By the rot­ting penis of Sar­doch,” she cursed under her breath, “is there no end to the de­vi­ous­ness of men?”

Ugh. Cmon Messi

“An­drew?” he croaked as­ton­ished.

He looked right and left again, fright­ened by the crack­ling of some leaves. I hugged him once more.

“Don't be afraid, Eric, I'll pro­tect you from the bul­lies.”

He was the first.

“He must love you very much, An­drew, he lets you carry his heart in your hands.“

Hot mofo..

a f'ing LIKE button for comments anytime this decade would be great..

That grin when he sees me and some endearing comment like "How's your ass?" makes me feel like I got no reason to want anything else.

Shona needs to go cliff dive sans suitable equipment.

“I may never walk prop­erly again, but I can focus now.” Be­neath him, Brian shud­dered vi­o­lently. “You’ve fucked my san­ity back into me.”

..my fuck...this descriptive is like some 5★ all-u-can-eat-asshole-buffet..

“Come here.”

Brian trem­bled at the door, beads of water from his shower still scat­tered over his shoul­ders. One droplet dipped to slide down his skin, pool­ing in the pucker of last year’s bul­let wound. “I need to work,” Brian said.

From the other side of the kitchen, Zachary smiled at Brian’s ner­vous fid­get­ing.

He jerked his jaw to the right. “You need to bend over that god­damn table.”