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Alright, let's see what the fuzz is all about and whether I get violent or not.

Fuck yes, I finally got it!

Finally got the full-colour hardcover edition. This HAS to be even better than the last time I read it. Here we go!!

I did not see that one coming...

"Alf the Sacred Burro."
I cannot explain why I laughed so much or for so long, but it happened.

Here we go... I'm either going to have a lot of fun or be extremely pissed off. Maybe a bit of both... but I just can't help myself...

It's official: I skipped the sabbats. I read the Samhain part and nearly threw up so, no. Also, there's only a certain amount of times that you can read the same thing over and over before you end up hating it so... no.

I'm loving this book. The writing is fantastic and how it gets progressively creepier with each turn of the page makes it addictive. Can't put it down, seriously.

Mid-book flash review: I LOVE her writing style... but because it's so dynamic, the book should be twice as long. It feels like it moves way too fast when there is so much content to play with!

The God of Breakfast is a vengeful one.

I was thinking this wasn't hardcore enough... then I got to "What You Wish For" by Lilith Morgan and that was it. Nailed it. Although milder than I would have expected, there's one thing these stories share: really good writing. I'm loving this book hard.

So the "fried chicken" line and the black & white legendary party were Jim's idea? Yeah, I'm not buying it... And for someone claiming to be not interested in music and such he brags quite a bit about other artists he met. I'm not liking this... but I did say I'm biased, though.

Not quite as hardcore as I was expecting, bug si far really good writing.

Before I start, I'd like to state that Freddie Mercury is my spirit animal, he is the reason I speak English and his music is the soundtrack to my entire life. He is the person I admire the most in all of history, so I will be horribly biased.

It started off on an unusually bright note (for Morrissey, that is). Then, it slowly built up to the title of the book, I think. Social commentary galore, you either love it or you hate it. Let's see where it goes...

It's official, I hate this book. I'll finish it, I just don't know when because reading it makes me upset... even Silver RavenWolf is better than this... and she calls herself Silver fucking RavenWolf, for crying out loud!

¿Cuál es el problema con follar anos? ¿Y qué diferencia si son blancos, negros o verde fluorescente? Tiene un par de desaciertos, este texto, son pocos y dado el tono general asumo que son intencionales, pero le falta contexto a la intolerancia para que sea graciosa y no incomode.

Mmm... ¿el ángel asiático es educado y concienzudo (además de tener baja estatura)? ¿Y el ángel de color tiene más de dos metros, cabeza rapada, es fan del basketball y se hace llamar Michael Jordan? No voy a mentir, estos estereotipos me ponen un poquito incómoda.

Si todos los curas fuesen como Ezequiel, hasta yo iría a misa. Los personajes de este libro son geniales.

El romance del milenio, tan romántico. La completa ridiculez e incongruencia de los moradores de Helheim me puede. Son tan tarados que no se puede no amarlos.

- "Yo sé lo que usted necesita [...] apoyo psicológico. [...] En la escuela de policía estudiamos el inconsciente." - "Para saber dónde queda y apuntarle mejor."

Dear Allison Hawn, if you are reading this, I want to marry you. I am in love with your writing and your magnificent weirdness. I actually had to stop reading because I'm aching all over from too much laughing.

Alright, this one started off like an actual book. A little childish, maybe, not over-the-top as Alaska's, but like an actual story. I'm going to love this one, I can feel it. Also, Sharon Needles+Tarot. I mean, come on!

Must... finish... painfully dull... book...

Yes!! Almost done! I never took so long to read this amount of pages. Duuuuullllllllllll...... but interesting; and I could say I even learned a thing or two. Go figure...

This book is so bad... It lacks research and it shows (yes, already). He needs to learn about mythology before trying to teach the idea that "all gods are different sides of the same god" (an idea I actually hate, anyway). His approach is very "things are like this and this is how you do it" and it's extremely basic. No likey.

"...his ejaculation was an expression of thankfulness..." Um... phrasing? Also, still very dull, still very "christian" and still with a condescending tone. But I WILL finish this book, even if it is (likely) the last thing I ever do.

So... painfully... dense. But, at least I got to the dead carts, pits and mass hysteria, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

I'm halfway there and I already know where this is going... I really hope I'm wrong. And I swear to goth, if it's more deformed feral people I will scream in anger.