Sam > Recent Status Updates

"Dead Brother-In-Law"
DUDE that's pretty presumptuous of you, given y'all just snogged for the first time 5 minutes before he showed up

"This is not normal"
"Nothing about our situation is normal"
Girly he isn't talking about the warehouse, he's talking about the fact his bosses shadows are just accompanying you on your errands like a puppy dog.

"For medical documentation"
Goddess girl your hilarious

"For you health" lol

Do they have nutrition classes for Shadow Users? No I don't think they do. At least not this guild.

"did you heal me?"
'well yeah you were being very dramatic'
GURL! I love you.

GURL! You're so oblivious it is adorable

"Maintaining appropriate stalking distance"
Goddess I love her

"Poison would run the flavor profile"
GURL, I cackled.

ma'am all banana bread is good banana bread. Warm is just better.

She cares about his Minions!

"This calls for cheese!"
A gurl after my own heart

"Everyone needs tea... even monsters...especially monsters"
Gurl I think we'd get along great.

This poor girl doesn't have enough context for this proposal

An engagement ring? Dude your whipped

"I haven't felt this excited about anything since Dinosaurs" lol

"Moist Sex" what the fuck? who describes sex like that?

Game of Thorns and Dragons series lol

I didn't expect Fuck It to be a title, when it was listed as a Trope TBH. But I can't say I'm surprised to be honest.

The difference between Worm and Wyrm is so important.

He wanted to carry her with him. 😭

Today I learned Ichor is not pronounced ick-or, but Ai-kor... and it has made me wish to DNF this audiobook whole heartedly.

what do you mean that's the end!

Gurl, he legit said he wasn't his friend. You're awful at relationship math.

GIRL You all but say soulmates are a thing. But nah we're going to ignore the obvious Soulmate-isk physical responses...

Wicca state lol