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*long exhale* this is gonna be rough.

Some of us know the film maker is a pretentious, exhausting arthouse masturbator. Some of us were having an amazing time with this book until this point. Some of us are dropping stars from their review, and wondering why the fuck the author would torture us with this. And some of us know why. Because the character is a cunt. But fuck, some of us hate this so much.

… one of the audiobook narrators is almost unlistenable. Her man voice is intolerable, and the tone choices she makes for all the characters are grating. Yes, everyone in this book is a dick. Yes, it is getting exhausting. But man, she just makes it borderline DNF worthy. Her Hamish voice is slow and plodding at 1.4x, I can’t imagine how shit it is at 1x

*fingers crossed* so far I like this. I am currently obsessed with the prose, it’s beautiful! And I find it gripping. But… I worry about our only female character. I love a problematic woman (generally as long as she’s also self aware), but I always get my hackles up when she’s written by a man. So 🤞🤞🤞

Holy shit Mara is the dumbest bitch to ever live!

“How did he know I’m a princess?!?!” Gurl… you’ve been talking about it openly for like the last 15%. Did you forget? Did anyone edit this shit?

Jesus.

The priorities of this bitch are fuckin’ crazy!

Happily toss two weeks of her useless life, but heaven forbid her teeth!

The man is shrinking, he doesn’t have Benjamin button disease. He would look like a man but smaller. Or… you know, someone with dwarfism. I’ve never seen an adult with dwarfism and thought, “Oh look, a child.”

But then again, I’ve never met an adult with dwarfism who pretended to be child, and Scott does often. It’s like his one, super fuckin’ weird move. Get scared, be a kid.

“The gelatinous give of her breasts,” fuckin’ ew

Not going to lie, surprised the shit out of myself with how giddy I got when a poster listing the dimensions of a building is included. You’d think someone just told me I’d won an award, or they were sending me on a paid vacation.

This book is my soul. This book is all I want. This book is weird.

Every single one of these women (save Mrs green) is the dumbest, most frustrating cunt to ever live. And Jesus fuck, it’s going on WAY too long.

The middle section of this book is endless.

Bruh…….. BRUH!

She fucks her uncle…. Her mother’s brother. She fucks that man.

Is this bitch gonna fuck her uncle? Other reviews say yes, but I’m hoping it’s just that the audiobook narrator makes their dialogue way more sexual than necessary. But man… I don’t want this bitch to fuck her uncle.

SHOT THIS SHIT INTO MY VEINS!

I’m obsessed!