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I like these two! They're so cute!

Wow, 2% in and we already have ass-to-mouth. Classy

Oh NOW this guy loves his wife because she gives him stability? Fuck that. She was a cold asshole to you for years and just because she let you fuck her once in a long time doesn't mean she loves you again it just means she was horny. I hate this book but I'm too invested to stop reading it. I hate it what that happens

The series was really good until they had to bring an OW in to the mix. Sigh.

Haven't I read this before? Oh right, every Flora book that has to do with my best friends "x"has the same plot!

So, she's 18 her mom can't actually force her to move back to NY that would be kidnapping.. Or... Adult-napping??

Lol "womb-fuck"

And another book ruined by the daddy trope. And this guy's own daughter still calls him daddy!!! It's creepy at this point in the book for the h to call him daddy

This chick can't stop saying OMG and then she calls her uncle daddy. Uncle is all ready taboo no need to bring daddy into this as well, Jesus christ people

I have yet to read a romance book where the guy's hands and fingers were not calloused. Even if he works in an office he has calluses like a construction worker would have. Why?

Wow, 0.2 seconds of cunnilingus and you reach for the condoms. Didn't even get her off? Dude. This guy is a shitty lover. She claims she's orgasming during sex but he's hardly even looked at her clit let alone actually done anything to bring the poor girl to climax. Damn, son.

Omg people, just TALK TO EACH OTHER AND THIS WILL BE SOLVED

This is just heartbreaking for this girl. I see so much of myself in her

Time line is really wonky here. Did he start loving her when she was 14?because if so.. Ick

Oh come on there really does not need to be a OM in this story. If this is the trail they're gonna go down I'm gonna DNF this

She shaves "every orafice". Uhm, ma'am, I don't think you understand what that word really means. Unless you're shaving your ears and eyes and ::shudder:: urethra, too

So, this book does something I hate. When it changed PoV it then goes over the same exact scene with the same dialogue with the addition of the other person's thoughts. It's so repetitive and it's a waste of space and really lazy

Let's add "would of" to that list of egregious grammatical errors

Staring off string with "couldn't of"

Hahahahha haha this bitch just orgasmed by seeing a hot dude. Wtf am I reading, people!?!!!

Omg first time anal and they're using copious amounts of lube and prepping her first!? It's a gosh darned miracle

Wow this priest is a bad ass I like this

Saying "father" is already taboo as it is. Why does the author insist on changing it to "daddy"? It adds nothing to the story

Omg they're doing anal the right way!??!! She prepped herself for his major dong for months and they use a generous amount of lube!! Add a star just for this scene alone!

Ow drama over thankfully. It actually was a good catalyst for the story to progress. Whatever I guess I was wrong. :sticks tongue out :

Aaand that's a whole sex scene jj am skipping through. OW can fuck right off

Great, OW drama at 56%. I fucking hate that. No, you will not fuck away the thoughts you have by fucking some rando. You know that, I know that, everyone knows that. I hate sex scenes with OW. this has lost a star for me so far. Hopefully they can be redeemed

Actually some really good plot development and character arcs here. Not just smutty smut smut for the sake of smut lol

The 2 holy sins of fucking have already been broken.

1 thou shalt not take virgin asshole without proper lubrication

2 thou shalt not go ass to vagina


Sigh. These books, I swear man

"“I want to make you mine and one day, marry you.” It’s bold, it’s serious, it’s not the usual thing you hear when getting finger banged for the first time."

Hallelujah