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Why is Stalker Santa a thing? The blurb talks about insta-love, but the MMC literally stalks the FMC for a YEAR.

Ellis - dragon. Handler

Corbin - Bear
Hunter - Vampire

Remi - Arcane, posing as human art teacher
Garrett Moonfall - Wolf, English Lit teacher

"We live in a society that idealises hyper-confident extroverts, but really, they’re no better than people who are awkward or quiet or introverted. They just have a different set of skills. You don’t have to pretend you’re anything you’re not.”

"Fills me like an oyster with his pearls." Yeah, this line alone is enough to make me want to completely stop reading and bleach my brain.

"Are you...pouting? Because I won't let you torture and decapitate someone?"
Phoenix might be my most favorite psycho

"Please, for the love of all that's holy, do not muder anyone on my behalf."

Your mind is a garden, one that can grow beautiful flowers even in the rockiest of tundras, but it can also grow weeds. You're the one who decides what seeds to plant. You're the one who can choose to be happy. It's not about controlling your emotions. You're entitled to feel whatever you want, whenever you want. It's how you react to those feelings that's important.

it's a point of pride that I finish all my books. it doesn't mean I can't skim. and that's what I'm gonna do with this one. I will not be reading any more of this series, though.

"are all men so long?"
"I have done many exercises to straighten my dragon (SO MUCH LOL). unfortunately, that means it has also lengthened."

soooo...as far as first intros go, this was new. he walks in, she farts. he carries on the conversation anyway without acknowledging the fart.

"Once she's healed, she's going to need a good sexual healing, too. Full penetration." OMG! Actual line. She just had NINE blades pulled out of her waist! (*ummmm....spoilers?*)

Called it. Bad guy.

I just don't understand. I can already tell that her "mate" is a bad guy. Both main characters are pissing me off.