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Well. That is so simplistic yet so effective it almost feels offensive.

This one is going to stick with me I fear.

“in the south
i question branches on trees”

In my country they did not hang people. I have never been to the USA but old trees there scare me…

Here they are a good thing. Something that brings joy, history and shelter. There, I am squinting my eyes. Why do they show those trees?

We got taught that Africans sold each other with the implication that slavery was sort of their own fault? At least that was how I interpreted that. Nowadays we teach all the ways slavery happened on that scale. But also the names of the tribes/cultures/countries.

Oef.

Simon looks like Tom Hiddleston (did I spell that correctly). But from what I have seen, he is actually very charismatic.

... She is a sex worker in a soapland, how kinky could her thoughts get? I assume that he did not wanted something out there? Did she wanted something more out there for herself? Is this a Japanese stereotype about women who work at soaplands? Was he just that boring?

Why did he barf?! What was she thinking!!

I need answers.

Apparently I have already read this? But 2020-2022 is like this blur.

I started the live action series and was curious about the source material.

Oh man, I am also not enjoying this one. Not even as an easy listen.

The shenanigans are so poorly done.

Well. I am glad you said that the “good girl,” followed up with “my needy little slut,” was supposed to be hot. At least someone is enjoying that 🙄

Yeah. Not really enjoying this but it is so short I just want to finish it.

Not the drive by daddy. That and surprise choking are such an instant DNF for me.

So. Much. Horniness.

I feel like that one dude who actually read the Playboy for their articles!

Oef this is very very porny.

Also maybe strange to say but masturbation scenes are so very boring. I am here for the romance, not your solo pleasure.

I have zero idea to what is going on…

Oh so this is about being horny 😬

WAIT WHAT?!

The words (begrip) ‘virtuous cycle’ is a fascinating one for me because I have a negative association with the word ‘virtuous’.

Oh man. To make that choice. You would lose some sleep over that. Maybe for the rest of your life despite knowing what good came of it.

This modderfokker. Here I am mentally in the pits and Mister Green is making me cry.

Do I want to cry? Abso-fucking-lutly not.
Do I maybe need to cry? Fuck you but also maybe yes.

Crying about how someone is listening to others is the best way to do that. But dude. You emphatic biatch, lovely wordsmith. You need to be stopped.

The way Jessie just keep upgrading is so so dumb. It reminds me of Dragonball Z.

That was the most cliché sex scene ever. A combination of some YA romance and an old-skool Harlequin.

LUBE! Meant to be used for and by women! Well that makes me happy.

… sometimes I think I should have studied to be a therapist for sex things. I am way too enthusiastic about sex-positive things.

Virgins throughout time have masturbated. I just wanted to have said that.

It is maddening to read about the virgin trope but only the women seem to have never touched themselves. Women also are thirsty as fuck throughout history. And that is just stuff that survived!

I… for peeps sake horses fucking is not a quick affair! Trust me you will pay attention when a stallion is getting ready. Getting hustled inside will not be fast enough.

If you have seen bulls and cows together you have seen them ducking. Also, again, servants talk!

Oh no. I fear I am not going to enjoy it because it has some of my most disliked tropes.

It happens a lot with orcs. Why do keep picking them up?!

Maybe not call your wife to be a chit if you want her to be willing?

Ma’am. You are thirty, a spinster and friends with the servants. There is no reason to be this naïve about marriage? It feels so strange.

Huh? Did I missed something? Why was that situation a thing? His family seemed lovely?

"Vicky's roast lamb!"

That is hilarious and absolutely what a 6 year old would say 🤣