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I bear no hate to a living thing,
But I love my country beyond the king.

Holy shit, this chapter felt like it would never end. And possibly the most nonsensical one. I finally made it to the end of that and am in the last section of the book now. Three more chapters. Holy fuck. 😭

Had a decent morning poop with this one. The story I read was a but lackluster though. I got bigger hopes for the next one.

Found this behind the heater in my friend's bathroom and now I'm reading it everytime I desecrate their toilet.

I kept complaining about the current chapter going on for too long and making absolutely no sense, but then we ended up with a guy sitting on the protagonist's face with bare ass, farting. I'm back in.

Brainfogfag. That tired feeling.Too much for me now. Ow!

Most relatable line in this entire book.

What the actual fuck was that maternity ward chapter? That thing was a series of linguistic whiplashes. The last couple pages in "slang" was probably the most incomprehensible garble of the whole book so far. lol

Just dudes contemplating abortions. 😃👍

Leopold is a horny cuck. Goodness.

Holy shit, I'm gonna reach the halfway point tomorrow.
Also, fuck the Gerty chapter.

Cute as a shithouse rat.

That's the aura I'm trying to give off.

Ga Ga Gara. Klook Klook Klook. Black Liz is our hen. She lays eggs for us. When she lays her egg she is so glad. Gara. Klook Klook Klook. Then comes good uncle Leo. He puts his hand under black Liz and takes her fresh egg. Ga ga ga ga Gara. Klook Klook Klook.

I'm losing my mind.

Current chapter is so much easier to read compared to the previous like 150 pages. Oh my god, I'm actually making progress. lol

It seems like we have finally reached another chapter where I can actually (mostly) comprehend and follow the text again. lol

Includes a poem about Martha, the last passenger pigeon. 💜

Ruin them. Wreck their lives. Then build them cubicles to end their days in. Hushaby. Lullaby. Die, dog. Little dog, die.

It doesn't take any prisoners and immediately has the characters use a ton of real Magic lingo with plenty of editor notes in the margins for the newbies.
Even referencing/mentioning some classic deep cuts.

I'm kind of excited. lol

As a grave or a hole in which I'm buried alive. These cells and their state.

Nationalism and ethnic pride, in the long run, delay human development, and the misery they cause must be recognized.
If enough people saw that, maybe we wouldn't have so many wars.

-O saints above! Miss Douce said, sighed above her jumping rose. I wished 1hadn't laughed so much. I feel all wet.
-O, Miss Douce! Miss Kennedy protested. You horrid thing!

As night fell, your suffering subsided. The possibility of feeling happiness began at five o'clock in winter and correspondingly later in summer.