Status Update

Matt is 43% done

Ga Ga Gara. Klook Klook Klook. Black Liz is our hen. She lays eggs for us. When she lays her egg she is so glad. Gara. Klook Klook Klook. Then comes good uncle Leo. He puts his hand under black Liz and takes her fresh egg. Ga ga ga ga Gara. Klook Klook Klook.

I'm losing my mind.

— Aug 31, 2025 03:07PM

Ulysses (the "Definitive Standard Edition" in two volumes)

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Matt’s Previous Updates

Matt is 77% done

I bear no hate to a living thing,
But I love my country beyond the king.

— 21 hours, 45 min ago

Matt is 76% done

Holy shit, this chapter felt like it would never end. And possibly the most nonsensical one. I finally made it to the end of that and am in the last section of the book now. Three more chapters. Holy fuck. 😭

— Nov 03, 2025 10:12AM

Matt is 71% done

— Oct 21, 2025 04:55AM

Matt is 67% done

I kept complaining about the current chapter going on for too long and making absolutely no sense, but then we ended up with a guy sitting on the protagonist's face with bare ass, farting. I'm back in.

— Oct 19, 2025 02:28PM

Matt is 62% done

— Sep 24, 2025 02:01PM

Matt is 59% done

Brainfogfag. That tired feeling.Too much for me now. Ow!

Most relatable line in this entire book.

— Sep 11, 2025 03:50PM

Matt is 58% done

What the actual fuck was that maternity ward chapter? That thing was a series of linguistic whiplashes. The last couple pages in "slang" was probably the most incomprehensible garble of the whole book so far. lol

— Sep 10, 2025 02:12PM

Matt is 56% done

— Sep 09, 2025 02:02PM

Matt is 54% done

— Sep 08, 2025 02:08PM

Matt is 53% done

Just dudes contemplating abortions. 😃👍

— Sep 07, 2025 01:42PM