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I hate authors that do this. She's barely ever even held a gun before, she has no history, no training, she's barely 20, WTF is she going to do in a firefight or on a reconnaissance mission? NOTHING. JFC

You know it's stark out there when I cheered IRL that the author included lube in an anal scene 😅

As someone who has been to Ireland and Dublin specifically, I know that the author did not go before writing this book. She probably had never met an Irish person either.

Look, I know she's trying to exercise her demons after hee nightmare and a day after he killed her brother, but I don't feel like the solution is first time anal.

Look I get it's, but does she really have to make every wrong decision, do they really never have a conversation? Does this hot and cold thing really need to be so constant. It's not even that well woven in, you practically hear the *ominous music* whenever the villain is in the room.

I can tell this person is not from/has never been to Santa Barbara. It's seaside but the area is cool in the morning and evenings, and the weather is not tropical at all, there are no rainstorms (usually) in the summer if at all.

I am rage reading through this book because the author can write a sex scene, but the Female protagonists in her books are absolute idiots. Don't know how to use their brains at all.

I'm pretty sure she's not supposed to be in the elf version of a hot tub in her condition.

She named the red one blue 😂😂

There something about the realness of the commentary that is so amusing 😄

DNF 39% i read a lot of stuff but how is someone going from one form of sex trafficking to another a romantic transition? Nope.

She says she has three degrees... Where? Are the degrees in the room with us right now?

If there's an evil twin plotline i swear i will scream.

I know the author put that the FMC was a bumb bitch in her TW but really? This dumb?!

Look, i know it's Kindle Unlimited, but how could you name the MFC Trix and then have the MMC call her rabbit? 🤦‍♀️

Jack deserves to be alone FOREVER

The jerkfaxe who couldn't go to a therapist to talk about his fiance's death for over 12 years and just fucked his way through North America has absolutely NO right to bring up how the heroine might need a therapist like hello fucking pot, kettle. JFC I hate him.

Jack is all of the red flags. At this point I want her to leave him and never return. There is not enough groveling he could do.

She has literally orgasmed in every room in this damn palace and she's pressed about his girlfriend from 200 years ago?! Who's dead?! WTF 😒

Ummm, what?!?
"Somehow, from across the street when she'd been a girl, I'd known the woman she'd grow to be would become my obsession."

Distance grooming of a minor 😒

I am now throughly convinced that Zoe Blake has never had an orgasm.

Maybe this is because I'm a jaded 33 year old, but just take the damn money, you're poor, he's too rich for his own good, not rocket science. You are not any less of an independent woman if you take spend his money.

Give that bitch a Library, bitches love libraries.

Doc Martins are not a personality, they do not make you "not like other girls"

I get it, young adults read these books, but D.A.R.E much?

Wait, she has hear of a purse but not to logically put your keys INTO your purse?! Wtf

The bitch in this book has never heard of a keyring or a purse 🤦🏻‍♀️