em’s Reviews > The Dream Thieves > Status Update

it was NEVER going to be me and you!

ronan lynch: keeper of secrets, fighter of men, devil of a boy (my beloved)

copying my same update from years ago because it still holds true

they hate when i do a bunch of coke and then car race against the boy who has a crush on me and also wants to kill me (i bring demons to a gun fight) (he keeps making cars) (situationship so toxic he kidnaps my brother in one of those cars cause i wouldn’t respond to his text)

god help the fool who enters a yearning contest against blue sargent or richard gansey III

what’s a (hit)man to do when his boss is a whiny little murderous man?

one hundred white mitsubishi’s. two dozen fake licenses. two of them.

time had no meaning.

adam parrish, army of one <\3

fellas. is it gay or just extraordinarily codependent to tell your best buddy to dream you something new for every night you’re gone (you’re leaving town for 2 nights) (he’s going to crash out anyways)

the word “gut” is a verb and a noun