em’s Reviews > The Dream Thieves > Status Update
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what’s a (hit)man to do when his boss is a whiny little murderous man?
— Mar 05, 2025 06:57AM
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ronan lynch: keeper of secrets, fighter of men, devil of a boy (my beloved)
copying my same update from years ago because it still holds true
— Jul 11, 2026 02:50PM
copying my same update from years ago because it still holds true
em
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they hate when i do a bunch of coke and then car race against the boy who has a crush on me and also wants to kill me (i bring demons to a gun fight) (he keeps making cars) (situationship so toxic he kidnaps my brother in one of those cars cause i wouldn’t respond to his text)
— Mar 09, 2025 03:21PM
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god help the fool who enters a yearning contest against blue sargent or richard gansey III
— Mar 09, 2025 11:44AM
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one hundred white mitsubishi’s. two dozen fake licenses. two of them.
time had no meaning.
— Feb 28, 2025 11:21AM
time had no meaning.
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fellas. is it gay or just extraordinarily codependent to tell your best buddy to dream you something new for every night you’re gone (you’re leaving town for 2 nights) (he’s going to crash out anyways)
— Feb 20, 2025 08:21PM
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ronan lynch: keeper of secrets, fighter of men, devil of a boy (my beloved)
— Feb 12, 2025 03:09PM