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As a non-native English speaker I shouldn't feel this strongly, but...
"NITCH" IS AN ABOMINATION! 🤬🤬🤬
nēsh or nish are the only acceptable ways to pronounce the word niche!
... no, I don't care about Webster disagreeing.
— Feb 17, 2025 09:55PM
"NITCH" IS AN ABOMINATION! 🤬🤬🤬
nēsh or nish are the only acceptable ways to pronounce the word niche!
... no, I don't care about Webster disagreeing.
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He'd let her explain to [the colonel] that they weren't legally allowed to kill the gator.
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