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I’d swear he’s pouting, but how the hell does one identify that on a shark shifter?
Xerxes moves slower than me, but they get up on the table to Slash’s left and I head for the one on the right. Once we’re settled, Dank gives me a weird skull-faced smile again. “Excellent. We are all in agreement, then. I will mix the things I need and return shortly.”
— Apr 07, 2025 01:40PM
Xerxes moves slower than me, but they get up on the table to Slash’s left and I head for the one on the right. Once we’re settled, Dank gives me a weird skull-faced smile again. “Excellent. We are all in agreement, then. I will mix the things I need and return shortly.”
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So. It was long and this really needs a better editor cause a lot of stuff just didn’t make sense and I feel it could’ve been shorten. Besides that I really enjoyed this. I also think Kit and Jasper scenes were a bit annoying to read because both parties lacked communication.
4 stars because it was long and annoying at times but I liked it. I thought it’d be 3.5 stars in the beginning.
— Apr 13, 2025 08:22PM
4 stars because it was long and annoying at times but I liked it. I thought it’d be 3.5 stars in the beginning.
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The past few months have taught me a lot about how his moods and his condition work, so I know I’m right.
The muffled sounds of protest get louder and I blow out a slow breath as I finally loosen my grip until I can look down at him. His expression is angry, but I see the fear sparking in his eyes. I open my mouth to comment on it, but suddenly, all I can focus on is the tongue that darts out to lick his lips.
— Apr 13, 2025 05:16PM
The muffled sounds of protest get louder and I blow out a slow breath as I finally loosen my grip until I can look down at him. His expression is angry, but I see the fear sparking in his eyes. I open my mouth to comment on it, but suddenly, all I can focus on is the tongue that darts out to lick his lips.
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Child of the Underworld huh
The stocky red-headed man furrows his brow. “Why should I entertain a child of the Underworld and his pet?”
“Excuse me?” I blurt before I can stop. “No need to be fucking rude.”
“It’s not common for your kind to mingle with ours in this realm.” The dwarf shrugs, tilting his head as he studies us with zero repentance.
— Apr 13, 2025 03:05PM
The stocky red-headed man furrows his brow. “Why should I entertain a child of the Underworld and his pet?”
“Excuse me?” I blurt before I can stop. “No need to be fucking rude.”
“It’s not common for your kind to mingle with ours in this realm.” The dwarf shrugs, tilting his head as he studies us with zero repentance.
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That is, if we can get to them without being paged to the royal tents.
“This is gorgeous,” Kat says, the awe in her voice apparent. “Is this what their realm looks like? Cuz you guys got screwed, man.”
Jasper snorts, shaking his head as he looks around. “This is being controlled by the Daybreak Court at the moment.
— Apr 13, 2025 02:22PM
“This is gorgeous,” Kat says, the awe in her voice apparent. “Is this what their realm looks like? Cuz you guys got screwed, man.”
Jasper snorts, shaking his head as he looks around. “This is being controlled by the Daybreak Court at the moment.
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“You could introduce yourself, since you seem to be adept at guessing who we are,” Kit grumbles and we all stare at him in shock.
This was not the diplomacy I’d hoped for, but at least it wasn’t Jasper.
A bark of laughter escapes the enormous spider, his legs moving quickly as he scurries up to the kid. “You… You are not a royal at all, are you?
— Apr 12, 2025 11:57PM
This was not the diplomacy I’d hoped for, but at least it wasn’t Jasper.
A bark of laughter escapes the enormous spider, his legs moving quickly as he scurries up to the kid. “You… You are not a royal at all, are you?
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“Please don’t hurt yourself,” I murmur as I grab the drinks and pad over to sit them on the table by the couch. “Anton will be upset if you re-injure yourself and Jasper will definitely blame me for it.”
They wait until I get to my chair and settle in before they wink. “I promise I won’t fuck up my healing. A simple shift is not going to set me back.”
Dottie climbs up next to me, her big eyes fixed on
— Apr 08, 2025 10:48PM
They wait until I get to my chair and settle in before they wink. “I promise I won’t fuck up my healing. A simple shift is not going to set me back.”
Dottie climbs up next to me, her big eyes fixed on
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Isn’t it Annie’s?????
The big guy’s words make me bristle a bit, and despite it being stupid to question such a boon, I can’t help shaking my head, “Uh-uh. No way. I don’t want to owe anyone, especially not Jasper or his shithead father.”
“Don’t be stubborn, little demon.”
— Apr 07, 2025 09:07PM
The big guy’s words make me bristle a bit, and despite it being stupid to question such a boon, I can’t help shaking my head, “Uh-uh. No way. I don’t want to owe anyone, especially not Jasper or his shithead father.”
“Don’t be stubborn, little demon.”
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Dottie moves from Kit’s neck, shaking a tiny fist and chittering loudly. That makes O chuckle and he holds up his hands defensively. “Okay, bitty brawler. I get it. Don’t tease him right now. Message received.”
“I cannot believe you guys talk to that rat,” Jasper grumbles. “It’s insane.”
Zavida clears his throat, his face pained as he looks up at the Prince.
— Apr 05, 2025 09:13PM
“I cannot believe you guys talk to that rat,” Jasper grumbles. “It’s insane.”
Zavida clears his throat, his face pained as he looks up at the Prince.
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I let out a relieved breath as he comes back over and the others slowly make their way inside. Oriel guides Salem to the next table and for the first time since the battle, he shifts.The panda looks a bit ragged,which isn’t surprising since he went full rage mode on a shit ton of opponents while Kit worked to protect X.Honestly,I thought it would be worse, but being in his animal form likely helped him heal faster.
— Apr 04, 2025 08:12AM
The demon’s fire flares a bit, then he dips his head and shuffles toward the back of his office. After he shuts the door to the room, I turn to my companions with an expectant expression. “Well, spill it before he comes back. I’m nervous enough after X’s pleas for secrecy; I don’t need to get too close to the edge.”
“Breathe, little demon.”
“I am breathing, but I want them to tell me what the hell they were talking about back in the quad.” I cross my arms this time, making a stubborn face as the shark smiles.
“Okay, okay,” X says as they run their hand through their hair. “You know that supes can have two-sides like us, right? The truth is that, while extremely rare, there are a few supernaturals in various realms born with three. The folks above call it tripleskia because the divine folks named it first. It’s unheard of in Hell, but for some ancient texts.”
“What the hell does that have to do with me?”
Slash grunts, rolling his eyes at me and before I can stop it, I smack his big arm. Despite the fact that I hit him, he looks pleased as shit. “Xerxes is trying to say that being here means you have some form of demon blood. Having an affinity for animals and for some of our animals leans toward shifter as your second half. But… the time thing might suggest you are the first tripleskia in the demon world for a very long time.”
My eyes widen and I throw my hands up in frustration. “Well, that’s just dandy. I mean, what better way to put an even bigger target on my goddamn back than being a super secret special supernatural? Fucking hell, Jasper’s going to have a field day bossing me around if he hears this shit.”
“Kit Kat, being… that… would mean you’re going to be immensely powerful. It’s a gift most demons would commit mass murder for,” Xerxes says carefully. “Why are you so upset? Jasper won’t, like, disavow you or anything.”
Groaning as I lean back until I’m reclining on the table, I look up at the ceiling blankly. “X, there’s so much wrong with that question that I can’t even get my hands around it all.”
“Start piece by piece,” Slash rumbles.
I lick my lips and close my eyes so I don’t have to look at either of them as I lay out my worries. “In no particular order, this worries me because of the enemies I already have—both seen and unseen. I’m just getting one set of powers and no one knows what it is or how to control it.
I possibly have a power that will definitely get me killed. I could be a rare supe, which will attract fuck knows what else and we can’t seem to keep me safe already. I’m a raging mess of mental health issues without all of the aforementioned stuff, and I have to deal with constant upheaval as I learn how everything and everyone here works.