Lauren McDaniel’s Reviews > The Master and Margarita > Status Update

behemoth is an absolute menace bro just talked shit to all the humans trying to catch him, pretended to be mortally wounded just to be melodramatic, drank kerosine out of a can, jumped on the chandelier, whipped a pistol out of his ass, shot everything up, then proceeded to commit arson and then disappear. typical black cat behavior.

the cat is such a menace LMAO if i ever get another black cat i’m naming it behemoth