Lauren McDaniel’s Reviews > The Master and Margarita > Status Update
Lauren McDaniel
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behemoth is an absolute menace bro just talked shit to all the humans trying to catch him, pretended to be mortally wounded just to be melodramatic, drank kerosine out of a can, jumped on the chandelier, whipped a pistol out of his ass, shot everything up, then proceeded to commit arson and then disappear. typical black cat behavior.
— May 10, 2025 09:21PM
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Lauren McDaniel
is on page 169 of 367
the cat is such a menace LMAO if i ever get another black cat i’m naming it behemoth
— May 02, 2025 07:55AM

