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I hope the dog eats this hamster

Saying animals naturally know they shouldn't have to hear swear words is a CRAZY thing to put into your narrative

I hate this hamster.

Have I mentioned I hate this hamster?

I fucking hate this pretentious misogynistic egotistical hamster

I've never hated a hamster more in my life and I had a pet hamster who bit my eyelid once

Why is this pretentious rapist of a hamster telling me about how he's an atheist

I knew about the hamster rape threats scene but holy shit I was not ready

I hate this hamster lmao

This hamster is fucking insufferable