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Corey is on page 81 of 128

Why is this pretentious rapist of a hamster telling me about how he's an atheist

— Jul 05, 2025 02:44AM

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Corey is on page 103 of 128

I hope the dog eats this hamster

— Sep 01, 2025 08:11PM

Corey is on page 100 of 128

Saying animals naturally know they shouldn't have to hear swear words is a CRAZY thing to put into your narrative

— Sep 01, 2025 08:07PM

Corey is on page 98 of 128

I hate this hamster.

— Sep 01, 2025 08:03PM

Corey is on page 96 of 128

Have I mentioned I hate this hamster?

— Sep 01, 2025 08:03PM

Corey is on page 92 of 128

I fucking hate this pretentious misogynistic egotistical hamster

— Aug 27, 2025 07:07PM

Corey is on page 85 of 128

I've never hated a hamster more in my life and I had a pet hamster who bit my eyelid once

— Jul 05, 2025 02:54AM

Corey is on page 68 of 128

I knew about the hamster rape threats scene but holy shit I was not ready

— Jun 01, 2025 05:38PM

Corey is on page 57 of 128

This hamster is insufferable

— Apr 22, 2025 12:27AM

Corey is on page 4 of 128

I hate this hamster lmao

— Oct 17, 2024 04:44PM

Corey is on page 2 of 128

This hamster is fucking insufferable

— Oct 17, 2024 01:00PM

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