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“You’re hypocrites and assholes. You’re bad neighbors. You’re bad Christians – Jesus was friends with prostitutes, beggars, murderers – the fun people! Is your presence here a reflection of that? No! You’re the angry mob Jesus scolded! Your behavior out here is shameful, dishonorable, undemocratic, and poorly styled!” Victoria allows, her eyes to land on one of the more matronly dressed bigots.
— Apr 27, 2025 01:01PM
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Michael
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“I don’t always completely understand you. But I love you, my little mystery.”
— Apr 27, 2025 12:55PM
Michael
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“The rehearsal dinner is sponsored by Applebee’s,” Nichole says, sitting quickly. She looks at Ezra. “I know it’s trash, but I had a craving. Have you had their Fiesta Lime Chicken? They use real fiesta!“
— Apr 25, 2025 08:34PM
Michael
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“I think if we were the same age, and we were in Paris, and I wasn’t your mom, I’d sit beside you at a café, shoulder to shoulder, and I think we’d be great friends.“
— Apr 25, 2025 07:48PM
Michael
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“Chrissy, darlin’, John is dead. Slings are fun. AIDS is treatable. Get over yourself.“
— Apr 25, 2025 07:34PM
Michael
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“Sweetheart, many wedding traditions shall never change. The bride must always have an aromatic bouquet to obfuscate her body odor. The service must always begin on the half hour to mirror the clock’s small hand rising to praise Him. And the bride and her family must always be on the left so the groom’s right hand remains free for sword fighting.“
— Apr 20, 2025 11:50AM
Michael
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“Céline [Dion] is a good woman, but she’s a real terror when“
— Apr 20, 2025 11:44AM
