Valancy’s Reviews > It's Not Unusual to Be Loved by an Alien > Status Update

“You also took away our proof of alien life on Earth, which was not cool. You’re lucky you’re hot like fire and will definitely star in my future masturbatory fantasies. Otherwise, I’d be royally pissed off at you.”
I stare at him, once again flummoxed. 😂
(The way the narrator said this 🤣)