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This $&!#%. THIS $&!#%.

Pov me when my nepo mega rich linguistic genius (a lil homoerotic) confidant confesses that he did a little unaliving in a Dionystic ritual with his friends WITHOUT ME: 😤😡😠🤬

Huh?

I don’t want to queer-code every intimate male friendship in literature…
BUT RICHARD AND HENRY ARE 🍎🍋🍇🍓🍐
(See those? Those are fruits.)
I’m SORRY. I’m SORY. You can’t cradle them gently in bed while stroking their healing head wound and NOT get dating allegations.

So far, so g— oh crap that’s cult behavior