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Ugh.. Troy’s an idiot too 🤦🏼‍♀️

“He slowly smiled. “You really are a clever one”
Isla, a clever one? Isla? Are we talking about the same Isla here? Eeeh. Samuel.. I thought you’re the clever one.. but looks like you’re an idiot too 🫣🤦🏼‍♀️

“Finally,” I heard him say as something plastic scraped across the concrete floor. “Did you guys forget I was down here again? I’m a prince, you know. I’m still waiting for those magazines you promised. The ones with all the pretty naked ladies.”
Oh for fucks sake, Troy 🫣😂

“Meeting up with the king still smelling like sex was going to be super awkward. At least he wasn’t a prude. He had fourteen wives, after all.”
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“Or maybe only Kade could. Because Kade and his penis were the stuff of legends.”
He asked her to rate him..I’m sure he will enjoy this review

“But I’m an investigator. It’s my job to figure stuff out”
Yes.. YES IT IS.. and you suck at it

“I’m such a clueless idiot”
YES.. YES YOU ARE

For someone who works as a PI.. she’s pathetically dense

Oh my god I can’t with this.. she’s an idiot

Oooh she’s also a masochistic idiot