Seb’s Reviews > Scary Stories for Bananaphobes > Status Update

Didn't like this one ("Fire vs. Fire") much

"The banana grabbed a cricket bat and took a swing at the child"

"The fact that the Apes currently have dominion over life on Earth means nothing. Apes were created to be ruled by the Banana."

"[...] Are you scared? You should be," says the banana.

Why did they change the cover? The old one was so much cooler!

"[...] blueberries and watermelons have weak characters. They are submissive. But bananas are a proud race. We will not be treated like this. We will put a stop to humankind."

HUMANS SUCK, BANANAS RULE.

"I don't know why this banana is doing what he's doing. He has a grudge against humans, maybe. He's a misanthrope. Who cares. He's a murderer. A mass-murderer."

"YOU convince yourself that the banana has moved away so YOU lift your head and open your eyes."