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Christine
is 33% done
I feel like I should be more invested by now? Maybe it’s only showing the perfect moments but them seeming to know each other so perfectly after a week of mostly avoiding each other seems implausible, with Jude being 4/4 picking clothes for TJ, informing him of his style, and being 100% right and TJ changing his wardrobe to fit? And they both are absurdly self-aware and explain every single action in the narration.
— Jun 21, 2025 12:49PM
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Christine
is 40% done
They’ve known each other for a week (but avoided each other for most of it) and know each other enough to recommend outfits and music with 100% success and explain why.
They should at least have some misses. Even if you totally click you don’t get batting average after 2 conversations that were 99% about wanting to fuck
the closeness feels like 2 guys who were best friends for years, moved, and are reconnecting.
— Jun 21, 2025 03:33PM
They should at least have some misses. Even if you totally click you don’t get batting average after 2 conversations that were 99% about wanting to fuck
the closeness feels like 2 guys who were best friends for years, moved, and are reconnecting.
Christine
is 35% done
Be dumb 23 year olds, c’mon now. Don’t give me a 2 page explanation about how you won’t share your first draft of a novel with someone you met a week ago because it would be letting him into your heart too deeply by making yourself vulnerable. Dude you met him a week ago shut up. Stop being so self-aware and explaining 100% of your actions to the audience. Go be 23 for a hot minute.
— Jun 21, 2025 01:11PM
