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Faye
is 6% done
Been a while since I read this series… starting to remember characters now…
Archer is a self-absorbed little shit. I’m sure he’ll have some redemption arc and whatnot, but oy…I’m already annoyed.
I remember Iris as being the bubbly-but-flaky type…her becoming a nanny sounds…forced, obvs…not really her jam. Of COURSE she’ll have a knack for it and become besties with Olive…yadda yadda…
— Jul 21, 2025 06:24AM
Archer is a self-absorbed little shit. I’m sure he’ll have some redemption arc and whatnot, but oy…I’m already annoyed.
I remember Iris as being the bubbly-but-flaky type…her becoming a nanny sounds…forced, obvs…not really her jam. Of COURSE she’ll have a knack for it and become besties with Olive…yadda yadda…
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Faye
is 87% done
Ugh, you idiots.... what did you think all the unprotected sex would lead to?
— Sep 15, 2025 07:52AM
Faye
is 81% done
lol, THAT got your uterus somersaulting? oh, come on.... you barely know the guy.
Also, there has been NO discussion with the kid about her mom...like, nada. Are we just pretending she didn't have this traumatic upheaval and now presto! Instant Family?
uuuuugh... 2x is not fast enough....
— Sep 12, 2025 02:05PM
Also, there has been NO discussion with the kid about her mom...like, nada. Are we just pretending she didn't have this traumatic upheaval and now presto! Instant Family?
uuuuugh... 2x is not fast enough....
Faye
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So much better at 2x speed, loool..... I kid... they're still boring, just quicker with it...
— Sep 12, 2025 10:50AM
Faye
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I feel like starting a garden with little Olive will be the most interesting part of this story
— Sep 11, 2025 02:08PM
Faye
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*yawn*... they're not sexy together... they're boring. Not sure I'm gonna finish this dang book.
— Sep 11, 2025 01:58PM
Faye
is 57% done
I don't even care if they hook up or not... I'm quite annoyed with the two of them.
— Jul 28, 2025 12:17PM
Faye
is 46% done
whoa there, spicy pancakes... you're both drunk, and there's a sleep-walking 5-year-old in the house.... I guess calamity shall follow, when they don't hear the bells ringing or some such nonsense.... tsk tsk...
— Jul 21, 2025 02:33PM
