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From the chapter, ‘Sixteen Metaphors’:

You throw a ball, she catches. Then walks away and gives it to another guy, who even you agree would be better at catch.
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She throws a ball, you catch. But she was aiming for someone else—the guy from the second metaphor. You hand the ball to the guy, who does not recognize you, and he thanks you sheepishly before running off with her.

Alright, I think I know where this is going. Well played.

“I registered my displeasure. It is the plight of the Asian goth to be denied the act of dyeing one’s hair black, it being black already”

The savage roasting continues 😬😅

"Who has the desire...to be railed, much less conquered, by a jittery, inexpressive virgin? A dom must be tall, brooding, assured; no one wants a sadsack sadist, no one longs to be topped by a man shorter than his refrigerator... When he imagines himself...he pictures a Yorkie humping a Great Dane...He is too chubby to make a good twink..."

I’m confident if there is anything at all that you are insecure about, this book will ROAST it.

I finished the first story and god, it’s like a train wreck you can’t take your eyes off. That is, if train wrecks were also full of laugh out loud moments.

I’m not sure if my nervous system will be able to handle this book at the moment 😅