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From the chapter, ‘Sixteen Metaphors’:
You throw a ball, she catches. Then walks away and gives it to another guy, who even you agree would be better at catch.
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She throws a ball, you catch. But she was aiming for someone else—the guy from the second metaphor. You hand the ball to the guy, who does not recognize you, and he thanks you sheepishly before running off with her.
— Aug 03, 2025 07:40AM
You throw a ball, she catches. Then walks away and gives it to another guy, who even you agree would be better at catch.
…
She throws a ball, you catch. But she was aiming for someone else—the guy from the second metaphor. You hand the ball to the guy, who does not recognize you, and he thanks you sheepishly before running off with her.
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