amanda’s Reviews > The Twisted Ones > Status Update

like a 2.5 . not the greatest but at least i didn't experience it alone ... at the early a.m. hours ... thank u pragna

i was right, this bitch really thought she could do a switch a roo

"I shuddered at the mental image, vague though it was. “You mean in Mexico?”
“No. I mean Arizona. Tomas’s from Phoenix.”"

racist

"Maybe it was the rosary or the talk or the lemonade. Maybe it was just guilt, or the restless, edgy feeling that I had to do something. But I took my courage in both hands and walked into the woods, shouting Bongo’s name and listening for the knocking of hagstones in between shouts."

please die yesss

"I took a deep breath. “I want to,” I said. “But if he comes back, he’ll come to the house."

bro

i knew it wasn't a woodpecker and now the dog is gone. so great

the dolls were mentioned to the barista before so idk why they're getting mentioned again

"“I’d stay away from them,” said Tomas, who had been listening silently the whole time. “You leave stuff like that alone, it leaves you alone. Mostly.”
I wondered what counted as “leaving stuff alone.” Not wandering around in fields singing to myself? Not making faces at the rocks?"

god just stop being a fucking idiot

"Bongo gave me one of his human-going-the-wrong-way looks, but allowed himself to be led to the edge of the bald. His nose stayed pointing in the original direction, though, which provided an interesting physics lesson in how a hound’s body can rotate around a fixed point."

follow the fucking dog you dumb fuck

i would never step in those woods after being warned about them but she's dumb so