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Sabrina
is 14% done
The ratio of metaphors/similitudes per period is just too damn high 😅
"Blisters the size of small children": this is the worst of them all, so far 😅😂
— Aug 12, 2025 05:33AM
"Blisters the size of small children": this is the worst of them all, so far 😅😂
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Sabrina
is 30% done
…“like water off a duck's back”
WHY do I have to imagine ducks now!?
Overabundance of annoying similitudes apart, this is so badly written I don't know if I should go on and hope it gets better or not.
There's a lot of confusiong stuff being just thrown in your face without explanation. And then, when you are ready to give up, there are pages and pages of boring explanations.
— Aug 13, 2025 12:55AM
WHY do I have to imagine ducks now!?
Overabundance of annoying similitudes apart, this is so badly written I don't know if I should go on and hope it gets better or not.
There's a lot of confusiong stuff being just thrown in your face without explanation. And then, when you are ready to give up, there are pages and pages of boring explanations.
Sabrina
is 18% done
"I met another guide and we stripped each other with the eagerness of two virgins under the bleaches at homecoming"… PLEASE STOP. JUST STOP. 😭
— Aug 12, 2025 06:10AM
Sabrina
is 15% done
“I bobbed my head like a juicy apple floating in a water-filled barrel"…why, WHY do you have to make me imagine useless stuff that distracts me from the story!?
— Aug 12, 2025 06:06AM
