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Joycee
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It feels like a Texas honky-tonk, which is probably why it regularly makes whatever best-fill-in-the-blank-in-Texas list that Texas Monthly is peddling. Best chicken fried steak. Best burger. Best fries. Best arugula salad topped with locally-sourced artisanal goat cheese. Whatever foods trendy people care about, they serve it here, along with a hefty serving of Texas flavor.
— Aug 12, 2025 07:53PM
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Joycee
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Bouquet of Texas wildflowers: bluebonnets, Indian blankets, Mexican hats, buttercups, wine cups, Indian paintbrushes
— Aug 13, 2025 07:33PM
Joycee
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“If you lay a hand on my sister” - his hand goes to the gun at his belt - “it will be a justifiable homicide.”
— Aug 13, 2025 06:51PM
Joycee
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You do know that her brother is the sheriff and that he’ll $h!t a monkey when he finds out you two are getting hitched?
— Aug 13, 2025 06:46PM
Joycee
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No house that’s over a hundred years old has enough bathrooms.
— Aug 13, 2025 06:40PM
Joycee
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Callie’s hip got messed up by the same car accident that killed her parents.
She is 6 years older than Monroe’s older brother. Her brother is Sheriff Caleb Burton.
— Aug 13, 2025 06:32PM
She is 6 years older than Monroe’s older brother. Her brother is Sheriff Caleb Burton.
Joycee
is 38% done
Nothing like time in prison to think about all the blood on my hands.
— Aug 13, 2025 06:30PM
